Topic: Match.com

Bullish Life: Online Dating Tips From Professionals and Happy People

Bullish Life: Online Dating Tips From Professionals and Happy People

Virtually every woman I know regrets having wasted time on some puerile man-child when she could have been getting better grades, improving her career, writing a book, etc. So, the more directly you can achieve your version of romantic contentment, the more time and energy you’ll have for the rest of the components of a gentlewomanly life. So, here are some online dating tips from experts and happy people!
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Party Favors: Get Your Face Off Of Your Wall!

Party Favors: Get Your Face Off Of Your Wall!

The pros and cons of “auto-decorating.” -ShelterPop

Concerning the Supreme Court and Anna Nicole Smith. -Double X

A lady’s guide to anti-aging cream. -The Hairpin

The best travel sites for summer getaways. -YourTango

A 90-year-old woman has found a husband with Match.com. -MyDaily

“Unless you get really jazzed about scrota, [the new Mugler campaign video is] nothing to write home about. -Styleite

Fashion appropriating iconic images throughout art history. -Jezebel

L’Oreal can help you find the perfect (L’Oreal) lipstick. -The High Low

Liv Tyler looks great in Stella McCartney. -StyleList

While Elle Fanning wore a delicate Marc Jacobs. -College Candy

Glowing skin and a bold lip for summer. -Birchbox

Sally Hansen’s crackle overcoat is gaining quite a following. -Betty Confidential

Match.com Ads Suck

Match.com Ads Suck

I recognize that Match.com wants me to know that one out of five relationships begin online. I think that’s great! But I can’t help but wonder why they only recorded the awful, awkward dates?

I’m going to present the text from them in a series of short plays I call “Oh, God, Really? I’m Sorry.” More »