TheGloss

Topic: Matilda’s Birthday

Eff You Matilda, You Whorey Whore-Cat Who Whores

Eff You Matilda, You Whorey Whore-Cat Who Whores

Matilda,%20You%20Only%20Invited%20This%20Cat%20Because%20He's%20An%20Egyptian%20God

I%20Don't%20Think%20King%20Cat%20Is%20Anyone's%20Friend

This%20Cat%20Is%20Dressed%20As%20Edward%20Cullen.%20That's,%20Umm,%20Sort%20Of%20Cute,%20Actually.%20I%20Still%20Don't%20Think%20He%20Loves%20You%20The%20Way%20I%20Do.

Well,%20I'm%20Sorry%20I'm%20Not%20A%20Wizard

You%20Shouldn't%20Be%20Friends%20With%20Cats%20Just%20Because%20They%20Have%20A%20Cool%20Car

Matilda, I thought we were freaking friends. Remember when I first moved to New York? And I was unemployed, and kind of living off of cocktail nuts? And I used to sit in the lobby of the Algonquin hotel and … More »