- 34 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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You know who looks fantastic lately? Miley Cyrus. More
Topic: Maxim
- 103 days ago by Jamie Peck
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To help promote her upcoming turn in the Boy Meets World sequel Girl Meets World, Danielle Fishel (a.k.a. Topanga) has submitted herself to Maxim‘s lad mag treatment: lingerie, housework in heels, the whole nine yards. Looking at the photos, I’m impressed with how little she seems to have aged since Boy Meets World ended 13 years ago, despite having lived a relatively normal life bereft of all the magical poisons Hollywood starlets generally gain access to at age 28. I am also struck by the degree to which the uber-socially conscious Topanga would probably not approve. But it’s all worth it for the story she tells about Bob Saget: More
- 278 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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- 393 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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No, really. More
- 393 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Today, a ladmag deemed a woman sexiest in the land, based on a mysterious equation of bust-to-waist ratios, promotional availability, negotiations with publicists, readership appeasement and willingness to be naked in photos. More
- 468 days ago by Jamie Peck
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Maxim‘s April cover story on Jennifer Love Hewitt might be the most stereotypically Maxim-y thing I’ve seen from them in quite some time, and that’s saying something. (Full disclosure: I do not read Maxim regularly.) It’s littered with quotes about how she loves pole dancing and baking cakes (sometimes at the same time!), and it looks like they Photoshopped her head onto some kind of plastic Barbie body. All in all, it’s quite the hot mess (of sexiness). Why, it’s almost like Jennifer has done market research on how to appeal to the Maxim demographic as much as possible so that they’ll tune into her prostitute mom show. Joke’s on you, Maxim readers! More
- 510 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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You know what I hate? When I’m walking down the street and some fuckface is all, “smile!” More
- 566 days ago by Meghan O'Neill
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In which we attend a Maxim open casting call and people get naked. …Not us. More
- 688 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Hey, did you guys hear? Cosmo launched a magazine for men, so that they can know what the women of the world think, dream and desire. More
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- 769 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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This is Hope Dworaczyk. Everyone be nice to Hope Dworaczyk, because she is not long for this world. Not long at all. How do I know this? Because I had fish as a kid. I would always get them and … More
- 777 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Recently, an article over at Maxim posited that many women are just as anxious to introduce a third, female partner to any sexual equation as their male counterparts. More
Maxim has named the world’s hottest women. -Buzznet
Equality is in fashion at J. Crew. -XX Factor
“I’m desperate for my mother’s approval.” -MyDaily
How to shop online without getting screwed. -College Candy
Concerning homemade soda and the tools you’ll need to make it. -ShelterPop
How about Serena Williams’ fascinator last night? -Betty Confidential
Hamish Bowles wore a McQueen tartan tux to the Met Gala. Thoughts? -Styleite
Everything you need for a killer brow kit. -Haute Box
Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian wore the same colorful mini. Who won? -StyleList
These laced-up heels are pretty crazy. -Buzznet
- 810 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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It’s rare that one quote, out of all the quotes we hear, deserves special recognition at the end of any given week. After all, plenty of people say plenty of interesting shit, right?
But this week, it’s been done. It is perhaps not surprising that this honor goes to one Anna Chapman, the woman accused of being a Russian spy in the U.S., who went on to pose for her country’s edition of Maxim after being deported. More
- 810 days ago by Jen Dziura
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Some people are successful just because they’re lucky. Some people are successful due to such a confluence of luck and aptitude that it’s impossible to sort out: Ivanka Trump sounds like a pretty cool lady, but it’s impossible for anyone to know if she would’ve done well if not born a Trump.
While I certainly feel privileged to have been born in a nation with good public schools, impeccable sanitation, and lack of Sharia law, I do like to point out that most of what I talk about in Bullish was learned by me in extremely painful ways: I have declared bankruptcy, I have lived in an East Harlem drug den, I have been an awkward sixteen-year-old who had never shaken hands before.
It’s “I Regret Everything” week here at TheGloss! So, here are some ginormous mistakes I’ve made that you don’t have to!
