Topic: Mel Gibson

Did Mel Gibson Father Jodie Foster’s Kids?

Did Mel Gibson Father Jodie Foster's Kids?

Oh, god, you know how everyone speculates about the real father of Jodie Foster’s kids? His identity is something she says she’ll reveal to her two sons when they are 21, but not before. This is the kind of thing people says they will do in movies, and then they die in a car crash the day before the child’s 21st birthday and the child has go on a voyage where they discover not only the identity of their father, but also, themselves.

So, yeah, it’s probably Mel Gibson. More »

Vintage Mugshots Of Celebrities: Modern Day Famous People Imagined As Criminals In The 1920s

Vintage Mugshots Of Celebrities: Modern Day Famous People Imagined As Criminals In The 1920s

We all enjoy a good celebrity mugshot. Though David Bowie‘s is almost certainly the best (with hot young Frank Sinatra and Keith Richards‘ awesome hair right behind), we have a soft spot for modern classics like Paris Hilton‘s sly smirk. Anyway, there’s an excellent new Tumblr called Mugshot Doppelganger and the premise is celebrity mugshots smashed together with real vintage mushots from the 1920s. Since we love all kinds of doppelgangers and we really, really love vintage mugshots, we were sold. Here’s a few of our favorites. More »

9 Reasons Kim Kardashian Wants To Start A Bible Study Group

9 Reasons Kim Kardashian Wants To Start A Bible Study Group

Reality TV star, failed singer, hack designer and all around Adversary Kim Kardashian did some quite arresting things on Twitter yesterday: first, she went to Church “with the girls.” When we initially saw that tweet, we (honestly) assumed that “Church” was the name of New York’s latest sexy, exclusive, dimly-lit D-List trap, where Kim and “the girls” planned on collecting a $50,000 appearance fee to mill about in the darkness for an hour, drinking sugary cocktails. BUT! We were wrong. Read on. More »

5 Facts About Stella Mouzi, Mel Gibson’s New Fetish Model Girlfriend

5 Facts About Stella Mouzi, Mel Gibson's New Fetish Model Girlfriend

Remember when Mel Gibson wildly screamed his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva for dressing provocatively? And she was wearing, generally, a button down shirt and blue jeans and just generally looked like a suburban soccer mom? I guess when Mel Gibson thinks “demure, ladylike” he thinks “fetish model.”Why can’t abusive chauvinists be more reliable in their preferences?

But what kind of woman would date Mel at this point, after… everything? Like, really, just everything? Who is this Stella Mouzi? More »

The Snuggie Sutra

The Snuggie Sutra

Everything on The Snuggie Sutra website is pure genius, but my personal favorite is “The Mel Gibson.” “She faces him, mouth open and ready. He gets to wear the Snuggie, because he f***ing deserves it. It’s better if he keeps … More »