Oh, god, you know how everyone speculates about the real father of Jodie Foster’s kids? His identity is something she says she’ll reveal to her two sons when they are 21, but not before. This is the kind of thing people says they will do in movies, and then they die in a car crash the day before the child’s 21st birthday and the child has go on a voyage where they discover not only the identity of their father, but also, themselves.
So, yeah, it’s probably Mel Gibson. More
We all enjoy a good celebrity mugshot. Though David Bowie‘s is almost certainly the bestÂ (with hot young Frank SinatraÂ and Keith Richards‘ awesome hair right behind), we have a soft spot for modern classics like Paris Hilton‘s sly smirk. Anyway, there’s an excellent new Tumblr called Mugshot Doppelganger and the premise is celebrity mugshots smashed together with real vintage mushots from the 1920s. Since we love all kinds of doppelgangers and we really, really love vintage mugshots, we were sold. Here’s a few of our favorites. More
Reality TV star, failed singer, hack designer and all around AdversaryÂ Kim Kardashian did someÂ quite arresting things on Twitter yesterday: first, she went to Church “with the girls.” When we initially saw that tweet, we (honestly) assumed that “Church” was the name of New York’s latest sexy, exclusive, dimly-lit D-List trap, where Kim and “the girls” planned on collecting a $50,000Â appearanceÂ fee to mill about in the darkness for an hour, drinking sugary cocktails. BUT! We were wrong. Read on. More
Roberto Cavalli made an amazing statement to Elle when asked why he uses so much leopard print. It’s not because leopard print is totally on-brand with his vision of darkened plains full of slutty cowgirls on safari with their legs spread. It’s because of God. Did you think it was something different? Idiot. More
Remember when Mel Gibson wildly screamed his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva for dressing provocatively? And she was wearing, generally, a button down shirt and blue jeans and just generally looked like a suburban soccer mom? I guess when Mel Gibson thinks “demure, ladylike” he thinks “fetish model.”Why can’t abusive chauvinists be more reliable in their preferences?
But what kind of woman would date Mel at this point, after… everything? Like, really, just everything? Who is this Stella Mouzi? More
At the end of his life, Freud said there was only one question he couldn’t answer. And that question was: what do women want? More
Well, we know it’s not Ryan Reynolds. Or, for that matter Tom Ford (look, as for whether he would be bad at running a DMV – that would be the sexiest DMV in the planet, you would be naked for your driver’s license photo). Here are some of our favorites, though feel free to leave your own suggestions. More
A) When she provokes you
B) When she is “hysterical”
C) When she is holding your kid
If you’re Mel Gibson, the answer is all of the above. If you are a normal human being without anger issues or a drinking problem, it is none of these. More
Everything on The Snuggie Sutra website is pure genius, but my personal favorite is “The Mel Gibson.” “She faces him, mouth open and ready. He gets to wear the Snuggie, because he f***ing deserves it. It’s better if he keeps … More
According to fashion policer Joan Rivers, clothing might have something to do with Mel Gibson’s dislike of Jewish people. Rivers recalls a red carpet event where she was talking to Gibson while wearing a navy dress with pink ruffles on … More
Apparently, the first Friday the 13th of the year is Blame Someone Else Day. I love a good fake holiday, and this one I am more than happy to take part in observing.
Oskana Grigorieva? I want you to print this out and tape it above your bed. And for everyone else, if you end up dating one of these celebrities, you can defend them all you want, but we’re still going to … More
Veteran Australian actor John Jarratt thinks that really, Mel Gibson punching his girlfriend because “she deserved it” and threatening to kill her because she didn’t blow him enough, and planning to bury her in the rose garden the “wetback” workers … More
Jack may not be my favorite member of the Osbourne family, but the dude does have a good sense of humor. TMZ spotted him wearing this (homemade?) shirt out and about last night in L.A. Now how do I get … More