Topic: Melissa McCarthy

Photoshop Of Horrors: What Have They Done To Melissa McCarthy?!

Photoshop Of Horrors: What Have They Done To Melissa McCarthy?!

Did anyone else grow up playing The Sims? Sure you did. Did anyone else go real far down the rabbit hole of internet downloading (at TheSimsResource, perhaps?) so you could customize your Sim families with characters from television, comics and assorted pop culture ephemera? We used to download hundreds of skins–you know, so we could finally make Buffy and Spike happy together. By which we mean, Melissa McCarthy looks exactly like a shitty version of that–the incompetent mapping of human features across a digital canvas. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.

And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.

Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The 2013 Oscars Worst Dressed List

Red Carpet Rundown: The 2013 Oscars Worst Dressed List

Last night’s Oscars ceremony was perhaps the longest in history. Lucky for us, though, the red carpet was surprisingly interesting–with clear winners, obvious losers and a lot of unusual looks and light risks in between.

Sadly, now comes the most dickish part of our job: picking the Oscars worst dressed list. Make sure to tell us how we are dumb and wrong (and mean!) in the comments. More »

The 2012 Academy Awards Red Carpet: Our Hopes & Predictions For The Nominees

The 2012 Academy Awards Red Carpet: Our Hopes & Predictions For The Nominees

Much has been made of the Academy’s bizarre nominations this year–and their many glaring omissions. Although everyone in the Best Supporting Actress and Best Actress camps is obviously a talented lady, we’re still left with an extremely conservative group, sartorially speaking. We tried to figure out a dress or two for every woman in question, but of the ten, only four are known for ever taking anything resembling a risk: Rooney Mara, Michelle Williams, Jessica Chastain and Bérénice Bejo. Here are our hopes and predictions for Sunday. More »