I have always been told that I talk a lot by every person in my dating history. Though I typically date outgoing people, I tend to be the one who has no qualms with speaking to strangers at bars, chatting on the phone for hours and being super friendly to literal cats on the street. My exes tend to make fun of me for this, saying that I talk too much, but I have always wondered how much of that is me, or whether women talk more than men on the whole. More
If you are a professional seductress, maybe you have been sitting around feeling that your Mata Hari costume is not getting the work-out it used to in these hard economic times. Maybe you were considering applying for your real estate license. Stop right there! I have found you a job! More
I trust that this is a safe space for me to admit that I find handsome dudes terrifying to a socially obliterating degree. I cannot endure them. I cannot handle them. They are a menace, and they are everywhere, and they have a thousand scarves, and I don’t know what to do about them. More
Fuck you, Elvis. Fuck you for stopping men from wearing hats – and top hats in particular. More
I know that a piece with the headline “how to get men to ask you on a date” is exactly the kind of thing we would normally make fun of, but, I mean, it seems like it’s bothering some people. Specifically the New York Times staff. More
Was your New Years resolution to have more casual sex? If so, you should really reconsider because New Years resolutions are stupid. However, just because you didn’t promise yourself to wake up beside more strangers in 2013 doesn’t mean you shouldn’t know how to handle the morning after. Today’s Illustrated Guide is a handy tool for navigating a one night stand. More
Formal Fridays are here! We’re going to see men in bow ties! More
Wives no longer love their husbands, why can their husbands not see that? More
There is only one song, and that song is “The Boy Is Mine.” There is one answer: the boy belongs to Monica. Below, a breakdown of the secret messages and codes scattered throughout the music video that lead viewers to the same inevitable conclusion.
It goes without saying that these two women exist in a world without male agency. Mekhi Phifer’s first appearance shows him walking mute and dumbfounded past a parade of seductive women. He appears incapable of distinguishing one lady from the next, checking them out with equal intensity in turn; possibly he suffers from prosopagnosia, or facial recognition disorder. Whatever the case, he will clearly be unable to speak in his own defense. He can only cuddle whatever warm body is shoved into his arms or make kissy-faces at whatever reflective surfaces may be nearby. This is a matter that will have to be settled by women. More
Ladies, Esquire 1949 is here to help you understand how to be attractive to men (and whether your crazy hat is already attractive men!) Take note of no. 5: Do men marvel at your capacity to hold your liquor?
They shouldn’t. Don’t be afraid to be a sloppy mess. Let your mascara just run down your face in rivulets, lady. More
According to the Ask Men survey, this is the world’s most desirable woman, and it is going to surprise you. I seriously thought it would be Mila Kunis. It’s not Mila Kunis! It’s a woman who has a 20 year old son! More
Men are apparently wearing tights. Not only are they wearing tights, tights are taking the world by storm. They’re called “meggings.” I don’t know how they’re doing that, but I don’t like it. I like it when men wear pants or, if that is absolutely not a possibility, jodphurs. More