Topic: Mens-Fashion

What His Style Says About How He Will F**k You Over

What His Style Says About How He Will F**k You Over

So I was talking to my friend recently about the kinds of guys she likes, and attempting to explain to her why she needs to expand her horizons beyond the tall, long haired, seventies-loving, Jesus-esque warlocks she loves so much. “The more rings and necklaces a guy has on, the less likely he is to text you back after you blow him,” I said, and she laughed and protested, because obviously there’s no math in love…OR IS THERE? In an attempt to quantify the science of heartbreak, I have assembled an exhaustive list of how various kinds of men are going to hurt your feelings, based purely on their deceptively pretty exteriors. Read and learn, ladies. More »