Topic: mermaids

Disney Dads Wed Bed Dead: How Exactly Do You Have Sex With A Merman?

Disney Dads Wed Bed Dead: How Exactly Do You Have Sex With A Merman?

On this season finale of Wed Bed Dead, we’re getting heated over Disney Dads. We’ll be debating the merits of the miniature Sultan from Aladdin, the doomed but comforting Mufasa from The Lion King, and the surprisingly ripped King Triton from The Little Mermaid. We’ll grapple with a few of life’s greater quandaries: how do mermen and mermaids have sex with each other? Is it still weird to fuck a lion? We’ll figure it out together.  More »

Gallery: Azealia Banks Rocks Her Signature Mermaid Style In Spin Magazine

Gallery: Azealia Banks Rocks Her Signature Mermaid Style In Spin Magazine

Rising hiphop star and fashion icon Azealia Banks is a unique and interesting young lady. In Spin‘s September cover story, Zach Baron details her Harlem roots, her musical omnivorousness, and her exciting rise to prominence. In the grand scheme of things, of course, these things are all more important than how she looks. That said, she’s one of the coolest looking individuals I’ve seen in a while, at least partly because she’s made it her business to inject her personality into everything she wears. Click through to see the rad photos from the editorial, and head over to Spin to read more about what’s inside this fabulous person’s head. More »

Gallery: Christina Hendricks Looks Predictably Gorgeous In BlackBook

Gallery: Christina Hendricks Looks Predictably Gorgeous In BlackBook

The March 2012 issue of BlackBook features a cover story on the untouchable Christina Hendricks, as well as a photo shoot with the somewhat tired theme of “sexy woman frolics moistly in the ocean”…because she’s a sexy siren, get it? But while I might wish magazines would come up with some new ideas, I’m pretty sure Christina Hendricks can do no wrong, so I’m giving this editorial a thumbs up, anyway. Check out all the hott pix, plus some stuff you probably already knew about her (from the accompanying story), after the jump. More »

Gallery: Charlize Theron Is A Sexy Mermaid In Vogue

Gallery: Charlize Theron Is A Sexy Mermaid In Vogue

As I reported on Saturday, Charlize Theron has landed the cover story of December’s issue of Vogue, and now the whole thing is available online. It’s mostly your typical fawning celebrity profile, which I realize might not be fair to say because it seems like Theron is a genuinely cool person (or is that just what they want me to think?), but come on: she and the writer made each other mix tapes. There is, however, one amusing quote in the piece, and it concerns an unfortunate run-in she had with a sexy date and some silicone cutlets. More »

The Mermaid Bed? Yes? No?

The Mermaid Bed? Yes? No?

It’s as if you were the pearl this bed produced when… oh, covers being irritated, fleshy bits rubbing, oh, gross, oysters, oh, going to a gross place. I think it’s cute if you don’t think about it too much. Also, if you aren’t claustrophobic and and convinced the cover would clap down on you with a terrifying snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. – The Hairpin More »