Shit, with Madonna’s new movie, W.E. out, you’ve got to have an opinion about Wallis Simpson (she’s the American divorcee who caused Prince Edward to abdicate his throne in order to marry her). Well, we’ve got your opinion, lady. We got your opinion right here. More
Topic: merry royals
Although with fewer whimsical jokes by Eddie Murphy, presumably. Nice to see that they’ve kept the headwear, though! More
Queen Victoria could never have pulled this shit off. More
Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton are supposedly romantically involved. We know this because he’s devised a naughty pet name for her that involves her not wearing any underwear. Want to hear it? More
Pippa Middleton broke up with her boyfriend, cricket player Alex Loudon. I anticipate that Pippa and her absolutely astonishing ass are going to have an easy time rebounding. Here are a few people that I think Pippa would really hit it off with – though feel free to add some of your own suggestions in the comments. More
This morning a friend of ours that we gave the pseudonym Jerkface declared, “If I was a prince I’d marry Grace Kelly or someone just beautiful like a fucking angel and then I’d have an insanely hot and stupid sidepiece for when my class-act princess wife won’t do gross stuff.”
Which made us think about Prince Charle’s long-term sidepiece, Camilla Parker Bowles. You know. Who did the gross stuff.
No wonder I like her a lot. More
Did you know that Kate Middleton won’t be tossing her wedding bouquet?
1947, from the New York World-Telegram and the Sun Newspaper Photograph Collection
I’m all about Kate for the win, but, let’s be honest, I also love Ghengis Khan because he wore a funny, furry hat. Kate’s hats are so much prettier than his! But whether you love her (because her hair is so bouncy!) or hate her (because you’re jealous, just mean and jealous) you’ll probably enjoy Kate Middleton For The Win. Here are some of our favorite slides, click here to see the full set. More
Have you heard about Harry Hunters? More
The Windsor Knot wants to know regarding this wedding cake replica of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Answer: Yes, probably, but that’s not the case here. The case here is that this is just a deeply odd looking cake. Can we just say what we’re all thinking? What we’re all thinking is “they look like zombie stroke victims.” More
I keep reading about Kate Middleton’s wedding diet. If you’re not reading every British tabloid ever (you’re missing out) she’s gone from being “Waity Katie” to “Weighty Katie” and it’s seemingly imperative that she shed those extra pounds before the wedding. Now, admittedly, her diet sounds like it involves bags of sweets, isn’t that awful. But then, periodically, I see a picture of her in a bikini and cast my hands heavenward and wonder “how? Where is she going to lose the weight from? She has a six pack already.” More