Topic: merry royals

In Defense Of Camilla Parker Bowles

In Defense Of Camilla Parker Bowles

This morning a friend of ours that we gave the pseudonym Jerkface declared, “If I was a prince I’d marry Grace Kelly or someone just beautiful like a fucking angel and then I’d have an insanely hot and stupid sidepiece for when my class-act princess wife won’t do gross stuff.”

Which made us think about Prince Charle’s long-term sidepiece, Camilla Parker Bowles. You know. Who did the gross stuff.

No wonder I like her a lot. More »

If You Love (Or Hate!) Kate Middleton You’ll Love This

If You Love (Or Hate!) Kate Middleton You'll Love This

I’m all about Kate for the win, but, let’s be honest, I also love Ghengis Khan because he wore a funny, furry hat. Kate’s hats are so much prettier than his! But whether you love her (because her hair is so bouncy!) or hate her (because you’re jealous, just mean and jealous) you’ll probably enjoy Kate Middleton For The Win. Here are some of our favorite slides, click here to see the full set. More »

Does Kate Middleton Need To Lose Weight?

Does Kate Middleton Need To Lose Weight?

I keep reading about Kate Middleton’s wedding diet. If you’re not reading every British tabloid ever (you’re missing out) she’s gone from being “Waity Katie” to “Weighty Katie” and it’s seemingly imperative that she shed those extra pounds before the wedding. Now, admittedly, her diet sounds like it involves bags of sweets, isn’t that awful. But then, periodically, I see a picture of her in a bikini and cast my hands heavenward and wonder “how? Where is she going to lose the weight from? She has a six pack already.” More »