Topic: miami

Good Reasons To Eat Someone

Good Reasons To Eat Someone

Are you ready for a picture of the “cannibal” victim in Miami? Here he is before and after the accident. Of the attack, he claimed:

“For a very short amount of time, I thought he was a good guy. But he just went and turned berserk. He apparently didn’t have a good day at the beach and he – he was coming back. And I guess he took it out, took it out on me or something. I don’t know.”

He didn’t have a good day at the beach.

(!?!?!?!)

By this logic, lets take away some reasons one might eat someone’s face off. I will begin. More »

Win A Trip To Miami With Enrique Iglesias

Win A Trip To Miami With Enrique Iglesias

Here we are just a few weeks into the New Year, and we can already feel the winter blues setting in. That’s why this chance to escape to Miami for a week of euphoria with Enrique Iglesias, courtesy of Astroglide, is just too good to pass up. And for all you lovers out there, we probably don’t have to remind you that this trip’s just in time for Valentine’s Day. Read on for more details and a chance to enter to win. More »

‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Promises Not to Be a Drag

'Real Housewives of Miami' Promises Not to Be a Drag

Various reports claim that Bravo is adding a new city to its series: Real Housewives of Miami. Bravo has not yet confirmed the statement, but several news outlets say that filming for the season has already wrapped up. Real Housewives of Miami was reportedly slated to be another show, but it has been adopted by the Housewives franchise. An insider says that the show will be, “a tamer, sexier show.” To which I say: if it’s tame, we don’t want any! More table-flipping please. More »