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In our new column, Hemlines Rising, we’ll be exploring the evolution of certain fashion and beauty trends throughout history. Today: what color should your teeth be? Pick either black or white. More
It can’t be just me that finds Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender to be the sexiest couple of all time. I don’t care if they aren’t actually dating.
In fact, it’s even better. I don’t want to see them getting coffee and holding hands in a farmers market. I want to see them like this, like they are on the cover of this month’s W. More
“…the thong’s your armor, man. It’s your sword. Well, I guess it’s really the sheath for the sword.” — Matthew McConaughey, on his male stripper costume. More
Michael “Magnificent Penis” Fassbender is the dashing cover model of GQ‘s June issue, which promises to teach readers (with Fassbender’s help) how to “amp up your sex appeal.” (Wear nicer clothes, preferably the ones advertised in the magazine, is the basic jist of it.) But is the Fassbender we see in the cover editorial really a suave man worthy of emulation, or a Shame-type sex addict trapped in the darkest depths of desperation? Let’s take a look. More
I think it’s been fairly well-established around these parts that Michael Fassbender is an extremely good-looking man. As a reward for getting through your Monday, why not take a look at this sexy photo shoot he did for the April issue of the French magazine Obsession? He doesn’t quite do the full Monty in these photos, but the last one is rather NSFW nonetheless. For added educational benefit, I will use the internet to attempt to translate some tidbits from the accompanying story. More
Want to be just like Charlize Theron and start complimenting your co-workers’ penises? Here are few ways to work it into your normal office conversation. More
TheGloss‘ love of frequently-nude actor Michael Fassbender is pretty well documented, so we really needed to share this video of him on the red carpet recognizing famous penises. More
Most celebrities credit their distractingly lean physiques to “yoga, pilates, chicken and fish.” Most celebrities are liars. It’s not really their fault, though, being so thin due to a cocktail of tremendous pressure, an intensely competitive industry and public scrutiny. Every now and again, though, actors admit to the extreme measures they take–whether for a role or not–and we never stop being… surprised? Here’s what famous people like Charlize Theron, Christian Bale, Megan Fox and Matt Damon have all done to drop weight fast. Also, we’re really glad Crash Diet Week ends today. More
Last night, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff went to see Shame. They knew it was about sex addiction and supposed to be pretty heavy, but they also knew there’d be lots of dick shots of Michael Fassbender (which they care a lot about). Anyway, two Philistines and a bunch of spoilers ahead. More
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A few days ago, Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff stated “I have crushing guilt over how attractive I find Michael Fassbender in Fish Tank” in response to a post Editor in Chief Jennifer Wright wrote about how Ryan Gosling is not that sexy. Most of us thought she was just being wildly off point, as is her way. One commenter felt differently. More
“Most of us have sex, so I don’t understand what we’re trying to sweep under the carpet or repress or not take a look at it.” – Michael Fassbender, on why sex shouldn’t be so taboo. More
Here’s the red carpet from last night’s premiere of X-Men: First Class in New York City, featuring a pregnant January Jones, some sunglasses and one very Kevin Bacon. More
Mia Wasikowska and Michael Fassbender cover the latest issue of W, engaged in a dreamy fencing match. -Fashion Indie
The woman at the center of the ongoing lawsuit against Dov Charney thought his abuse was “normal.” -Styleite
Poll: would you rather have good sleep or good sex? -The Frisky
Check out this round-up of cool/bizarre lightweight leather and suede for Spring. -The Inside Source
The Julian Louie for Aldo shoe collection drops tomorrow. -Refinery29
