It’s been less than a week since Lupita Nyong’o won her much-deserved Oscar for best supporting actress in 12 Years A Slave, and it’s taken only slightly longer than that for various media outlets to concoct more than one fake relationship based on little more than innocuous photos. More
Topic: Michael Fassbender
Lupita Nyong’o just won an Oscar for her first-ever film, but no woman’s success narrative is complete until she has been paired off romantically with a handsome and successful man. Right now, the papers say that man is Michael Fassbender. More
Yesterday, we looked at the best dressed Oscar nominees. And here, sadly, are their worst dressed counterparts. More
Woody Allen isn’t alone. Plenty of celebrities have been involved in instances of repeated domestic abuse, violence, or rape, and we ignore it because of the disconnect between their public personas and private issues. We have a system in place for burying these stories in a surprisingly short time, and as such, we think of these people are great artists who also raped/beat up some people. More
While actresses looking gaunt isn’t really news because their job requires them to be gaunt all the time (they have to go “ugly” as awards season bait), male actors have an easy time making headlines and winning critical praise with method weight loss. Let’s have a look at 10 of them. More
In our new column, Hemlines Rising, we’ll be exploring the evolution of certain fashion and beauty trends throughout history. Today: what color should your teeth be? Pick either black or white. More
It can’t be just me that finds Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender to be the sexiest couple of all time. I don’t care if they aren’t actually dating.
In fact, it’s even better. I don’t want to see them getting coffee and holding hands in a farmers market. I want to see them like this, like they are on the cover of this month’s W. More
Michael “Magnificent Penis” Fassbender is the dashing cover model of GQ‘s June issue, which promises to teach readers (with Fassbender’s help) how to “amp up your sex appeal.” (Wear nicer clothes, preferably the ones advertised in the magazine, is the basic jist of it.) But is the Fassbender we see in the cover editorial really a suave man worthy of emulation, or a Shame-type sex addict trapped in the darkest depths of desperation? Let’s take a look. More
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I think it’s been fairly well-established around these parts that Michael Fassbender is an extremely good-looking man. As a reward for getting through your Monday, why not take a look at this sexy photo shoot he did for the April issue of the French magazine Obsession? He doesn’t quite do the full Monty in these photos, but the last one is rather NSFW nonetheless. For added educational benefit, I will use the internet to attempt to translate some tidbits from the accompanying story. More
Want to be just like Charlize Theron and start complimenting your co-workers’ penises? Here are few ways to work it into your normal office conversation. More
Most celebrities credit their distractingly lean physiques to “yoga, pilates, chicken and fish.” Most celebrities are liars. It’s not really their fault, though, being so thin due to a cocktail of tremendous pressure, an intensely competitive industry and public scrutiny. Every now and again, though, actors admit to the extreme measures they take–whether for a role or not–and we never stop being… surprised? Here’s what famous people like Charlize Theron, Christian Bale, Megan Fox and Matt Damon have all done to drop weight fast. Also, we’re really glad Crash Diet Week ends today. More
Last night, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff went to see Shame. They knew it was about sex addiction and supposed to be pretty heavy, but they also knew there’d be lots of dick shots of Michael Fassbender (which they care a lot about). Anyway, two Philistines and a bunch of spoilers ahead. More