Every time I type “Kourtney,” a part of me dies. More
Topic: michelle obama
“Don’t talk about her. It’s dreadful what she wears.” More
Most of us at some point in out life have had bangs. Some people boast them as their signature hairstyle, while others of us have just dabbled. A few months ago Ashley got bangs a la Rashida Jones, and a few weeks ago FLOTUS Michelle Obama got them a la midlife crisis.
Bangs can be awesome, flattering, and convenient. But growing them out sucks. A lot. More
“Is America ready for a First Lady to be an entertainer?” More
Frankly, I feel like the dress Michelle Obama wore could have been slightly better. Here are some of the gowns Michelle could have – should have – worn to the Oscars. More
You’ll never dance the same way again after this lesson… More
The White House has released the new official portrait of Michelle Obama for President Obama‘s second term. This time around, she’s wearing her polarizing “midlife crisis” bangs (her phrase!). More
You appreciate diamonds, but prefer pearls. You know how to host a party, are happy playing the wife to a celebrity and had no idea that a “ballcock” was part of a toilet until this morning.
You’ve never been to New Jersey, and you keep to neutral colors with your manicures. More
Oh, since she had dissenting opinions from assholes like Bob Grisham. Since that time. More
This week we learned that Karl Lagerfeld hates Michelle Obama‘s new bangs, despite otherwise being a huge fan of “Madame Obama,” indicating (once again) that the only thing Lagerfeld loves more than insulting random people is couching faint praise in backhanded compliments. In the wake of his recent mouth-running scandals–with Adele and Pippa Middleton–we decided to take stock of the Chanel designer’s long and storied history of hating stuff. So, here’s a bunch of Karl Lagerfeld quotes pertaining to all the things he dislikes, including but not limited to ugly babies, babies in general, Greek people and the smell of food. More
Lagerfeld then immediately scuttled back into his Lazarus chamber to watch his sentient cat eat foie gras while several maids silently starched his collars and powdered his ponytail. More
How great are those gloves, though? More