Topic: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Gallery: Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino Has Released A Line Of Hideous Tuxedos

Gallery: Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Has Released A Line Of Hideous Tuxedos

The Situation AKA Michael Sorrentino (of Jersey Shore infamy) will be coming to a mall and subsequent frat wedding near you. He is “collaborating” on a collection of deeply ugly tuxedos for FLOW Formal Wear, who approached him because (get ready) “I’m a trendsetter. DTF has a new meaning: Down to Formal! I’m really excited to show a classier, more sophisticated side of myself.” Here is the lookbook, full with satin-y finishes, poor life decisions and plenty of challenging material for ironists. Be warned: there is so much elegance and sophistication ahead, your face may sprout its own natural monacle. More »

Can You Believe Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Thinks He’s ‘Bigger’ Than Kim Kardashian? Yes, Actually We Can.

Can You Believe Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Thinks He's 'Bigger' Than Kim Kardashian?  Yes, Actually We Can.

Earlier today, Daily News reported that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame asked for half a million dollars upfront for a potential deal. When he was told that not even Kim Kardashian makes that much upfront, his manager replied that Sorrentino is “much larger” than Kim Kardashian.

When I first saw this, I thought, “Ok, keep dreaming, Mike.” A reality star really thinks he can make more than… oh yeah, another reality star? More »