Topic: Millionaire Matchmaker

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler’s Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is trying to supplant Kim Kardashian as the Worst Person Alive (non dictator, murder or warlord division). First there was this, then there was this, then there was her entire career of insisting women diet until rich men agreed to fuck them. In her latest bullshit-reinforcing escapade, she began blogging for People magazine and her inaugural column is about how a woman’s success will ruin her marriage because cavemen and feelings! Contributing to the already-impressive horribleness, she uses Amy Poehler and Will Arnett‘s recent divorce to further her dim-witted thesis. More »

Patti Stanger AKA The Millionaire Matchmaker Gets Her Own Hotdog

Patti Stanger AKA The Millionaire Matchmaker Gets Her Own Hotdog

This is a post from our sister site Crushable

Would you eat a hot dog named after Bravo’s own Yente for millionaires, Patti Stanger? If you’re in Los Angeles, you totally can. Papaya King in LA is offering a Patti Stanger-endorsed gluten-free hot dog, featuring two chili dogs topped with onions, mustard and sauerkraut, wrapped in butter lettuce. For just $4 you can have this and a medium soft drink — but what’s four bucks to those in the company of Patti Stanger? More »

Party Favors: Be a Little Bitch

Party Favors: Be a Little Bitch

The Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti Stanger, has some unsolicited love advice for Julian Assange. – Esquire

How to tell if you’re a clingy girlfriend. Step one: you couldn’t let go of his arm long enough to read this article. – Betty Confidential

You should be a bitch in bed. But nowhere else, obviously, or the mens wouldn’t like you enough to get in bed with you in the first place. – YourTango

These outdated euphemisms for sexual terms need to be avoided like the plague. – TresSugar More »

What Do You Do For Fun? The Question I Hate Most

What Do You Do For Fun? The Question I Hate Most

Last night, a friend and I were watching Millionaire Matchmaker when my friend turned to me and said, “Did she just ask him, ‘What do you do for fun?’” We tuned in more attentively. The millionaire’s answer was, “I like to drink and hang out with my buds.” Which, for this particular millionaire was an incredibly accurate answer. Later in the date he took the girl to a rooftop bar where they had sake bombs with his “buds” and got really drunk. Which seems totally fine. Except that he’s a supposed millionaire and it was a first date. He could’ve played that out better. Save the sake bombs and the buds for a different date, dude. But that’s besides the point. More »