- 287 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Apparently, at some point in the not-too-distant past, the Victoria’s Secret Angel posed nude for photographer Laurent Darmon. More
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- 328 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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Miranda Kerr always looks good, and it’s sort of annoying. More
- 396 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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I don’t know about you, but when I select my yoga clothes, I’m not looking so much for something that offers a smooth transition from the workout studio to the club, but for them to be lightweight and breathable, not in danger of malfunctioning and nothing I have to repeatedly remove from my asscrack. More
- 410 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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The issue? “Most People People of 2012″ (but also “Most Willing To Use Their Offspring For Publicity”). More
- 440 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Miranda Kerr cemented her supermodel status with versatility: she can walk in high fashion shows (pregnant, no less) just as easily as she can hike up her cleavage and strut the Victoria’s Secret runway. …But did you know she can also sing? She’s just the latest in a long and storied history of celebrities going to foreign countries to film commercials on the sly. More
- 451 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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With her hair covering a solid one-third of her face, Miranda Kerr is barely recognizable More
- 482 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr landed the cover of her native Grazia (Australia) posing as feminist icon/teen boy fetish Wonder Woman. That’s all well and good, but what the hell happened to her chest? More
- 522 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Crash Diet Week is drawing to a close soon, and we’ve learned all about each other’s punishing, stupid diets… just in time to shrug it off and eat what we want for the holidays. Anyway, since everyone is always asking them: here’s 15 models–from established superstars like Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Naomi Campbell to less well known up and comers–revealing what they eat and how they stay in shape. More
- 537 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Last night saw the airing of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and if you thought we couldn’t squeeze any more content out of this rock of dumb, you were wrong. We already critiqued the red carpet, we devoted special (outlandish!) derision to the show itself, and now we concern ourselves with three high-profile angels–Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Lily Aldridge–at last night’s official viewing party. Sadly, you cannot be a woman and make light of the Angels (and their deathly serious work) without teenage boys accusing you of being jealous in the comments, so let’s just be clear: all I’ve ever wanted in life is to stand on one foot and blow kisses in a tube dress. And that’s why I have a classics degree! More
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- 551 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Chanel sponsored a big party in honor of director Pedro Almodovar at New York City’s Museum of Modern Art. Lots of usual suspects (and usual Chanel fans) showed: Anna Wintour, Sarah Jessica Parker, Emma Stone, Olivia Wilde, and Chloe Moretz. Thrown in a bunch of models–Karen Elson, Miranda Kerr, Joan Smalls–and the one and only Karl Lagerfeld. You’d think that with all the fancy people in head-to-toe Chanel, there’d be lots of good taste on display. Well, you’d be wrong, because designer logos don’t equal style. Isn’t that right, Blake Lively? More
- 557 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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As we mentioned, the Committee on Social Thought Victoria’s Secret held its annual fashion show extravaganza last night and everything that came down the runway was appalling. As for the women that wore those nightmare creations, they walked the red carpet and did glamorous, fancy stuff all night (before retreating to their homes to eat solids by the fistful). Here’s what Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, Doutzen Kroes and the rest of the angels wore. Hope you like micro-minis! More
- 557 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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At this point, it’s pretty obvious that the looks at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show are supposed to be ugly. It’s like one big, weird joke that the brand plays on people: take the world’s most conventionally attractive women, workshop their bodies beyond recognition for weeks with powdered milk and water fasting, and then obscure those bodies with the most comically, outrageously, unapologetically ugly shit on the planet. Here, we try and pick up the pieces from all the absurd outfits worn by Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, and the rest of the angels. We apologize to your eyeballs/brains in advance. More
- 642 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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The other day, I was going about my usual routine (scrolling through Fashion Gone Rogue and waiting breathlessly for the next major news story about bath salts to break). Anyway, I came upon an editorial starring Magdalena Frackowiack as a sultry nun in Dansk. So I says to myself, “Wow! A skinny white girl as a sexy nun? This is the most groundbreaking thing I have ever seen. I wish fashion would appropriate religious imagery more often because it’s really thought-provoking and bursting with exciting new ideas!” And then my heart was broken when I remembered this isn’t even the first time Magdalena Frockowiack was in a sexy nun editorial (that would be Pop‘s Nun Head from back in 2008). And then I remembered this trope has been run into the ground so deeply that sexy nuns are growing like pale, skinny flowers in China. Get ready. More
- 678 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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After having babies, a lot of celebrities seem prone to becoming preachy, out-of-touch douchebags who try to relate to the common mom by talking about how childbirth wasn’t painful because they spent the entire thing in an advanced yogic handstand, and how they now only feed their babies organic gold, and that if anyone doesn’t do as they do it amounts to child abuse. More
