The people over at the Frisky listed the five different types of sluts. We don’t use that word. We call those girls “friend-people”! Also, we just think it’s a bad term, because we prefer “floozy” or “harlot.” However, we do frequently describe ladies as being “nice.” Here are the different “nice girls” you’ll encounter. Some of them aren’t actually nice! More
Did you hear about the lady who was fired for sporting grey hair on the job? Clearly she wasn’t working with one of these silver haired sirens. More
When people first see you, hanging out on the lawn, wearing a bikini, you don’t want them saying “oh, hi, [your name]. Aren’t you cold? It’s still surprisingly chilly out.” You want them saying “Oh my God, it is Lolita!” See, with the right sunglasses you can trick them into thinking you’re some sort of 13 year old nymphet, even though you are… not. Or anyone you want to be! More
A large part of me is saying “oh. Florals for Spring. How original.” But then I’m realizing that’s just Miranda Priestly’s voice flying out of my mouth. So – floral tights, yay, yea or nay? More
Dear Literary Ladies, I’m going to have lunch with my ex this weekend and I need to wear something impressive- something guaranteed to win him back. Help! What should I do? More
Question: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Carine Roitfeld is stepping down as the editor of French Vogue!!!! AFTER 10 YEARS!!!!! And she was so GOOD. And she kept MODELS on the COVER. AND NOW SHE’S GOING TO PURSUE PERSONAL PROJECTS WTF? What will become of us? What will become of French Vogue? What will we do!? WE IS FASHION ORPHANS! More
Anna Wintour has her sunglasses. Jean Paul Gaultier has his striped shirts. Karl Lagerfeld has his robot form. Dumbo has a magical feather that he believes makes him fly.
I have a special spoon I like to use to eat soup, because it is the perfect size.
This list is going to get less and less glamorous as it goes on. More
Morning Glory is coming out tomorrow! It will almost inevitably be a massive dissapointment! Even with Harrison Ford! SO EXCITED BECAUSE I AM WON OVER BY RACHEL MCADAM’S CUTE OUTFITS AND PONYTAIL IN THE PREVIEW! It’s been sort of a slow season for movies, you know? Here are some other working girls we take style cues from More
Anna Wintour is attempting to stop a Jamaican restaurant from opening in Greenwich Village. It’s because she’s an organic vegan, and she objects to the cuisine. Hah! No, it’s because she thinks it will be noisy. Wintour appeared at the … More
