Don’t wear pantyhose over your cleavage, plz. More
#Coachella is finished. The two-weekend long corporate music festival that draws rich pretend-bohemians from all over the country is, mercifully, over and done with until next year. Last weekend’s celebrity fashion show was predictably ridiculous, this weekend’s was actually a little more tame. Perhaps the attendees were exhausted from toggling to flash the peace sign while trying not to spill beer on their $2000 handbags?
Until next year. More
Remember Mischa Barton? She was that chick on The OC. More
We’re not exactly sure why this happened, but it did. More
Or maybe someone knows, but it’s just not me. More
This week, photographer-to-the B-list-stars Tyler Shields continued his quest to become the poor man’s Terry Richardson (did you know such a thing was possible?) by convincing Mischa Barton to interact with a steak in various ways. In a new series of photos he posted on his blog, Mischa can be seen alternately salivating over the meat like a dog, and holding it to her face like someone just gave her a black eye. Really, dude? Are you sure you don’t want to show her serving it to a guy in a suit wearing only an apron and fuck-me heels, as well? Or perhaps shoving it into her various orifices? It’s so edgy when people glorify the misogyny that’s dominated the status quo for hundreds of years. More
Mischa, Mischa, Mischa. One minute you’re making best dressed lists for pulling yourself together and into a beautiful gown, and the next you’re getting the side eye for looking like something they scraped off the floor of the coke room after Coachella. More
Mischa Barton was spotted wearing these heels by Christian Dior. We’re sort of liking the idea of walking around with little naked statues supporting us as though were some kind of Aztec giant goddess. But we can see how some people might think that was weird (people who can’t appreciate giant goddesses). Would you wear them? More
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What do you do when your career lulls? You start making handbags. Or shoes. Or, some unisex jumpers, I guess. See if you can match the following celebrities with their creations (results are in the last slide) 1) Chloe Sevigny … More
Fashion designer Amy Smilovic paid for her own unkempt manicure after noticing UK Vogue and Elle editors with chipped red polish. According to the Daily Mail, Smilovic posted on her Facebook saying, “It somehow screamed, ‘I’m put together, I love red, but really, who has the time?’” And now, everyone is wondering if this is a trend. More
And she’s working! Mischa Barton is modeling for Rosa Clara. Which is probably a better career move than playing a model on The Beautiful Life. Maybe I’m feeling really sappy today, but she looks great. That’s definitely a shift from … More
Hey, I know that it’s hard to dress for Coachella. You’re outdoors all day, it’s really hot, you have to use port-a-potties and be around all these people who smell like BO and patchouli. But that makes me wonder why … More
It seems that Mischa is just like the rest of us. “Mischa Barton knows that the best medicine for love and family woes is a quick dose of retail therapy. ” And that’s exactly what she did on Saturday… and … More