You have to make these beauty mistakes at least once so you will never, ever do them again. More
“I thought I looked like Audrey Hepburn, when in fact I looked like Groucho Marx.” More
It’s pretty hilarious to know that half the things we do to make our faces look awesome are foreign concepts to men. More
GO AHEAD AND GUESS. YOU WILL BE WRONG. More
I love you. I swear. I just didn’t mean to say it you; I meant to say it to someone else. More
I’m sure many of you are going to agree on at least a few of these; unless you’re mistake-less, of course. If that’s the case, then no one wants to know you anyway, because that shit’s just boring. BORING. More
The Gods Must Be Crazy: XXX Version. More
I mean, so do I. Anyway, Old Navy made some sports shirts and I don’t know anything about sports but I do know a little about grammar most of which has to do with run-on sentences. More
What’s the first thing you think when you see Kate Middleton? Because I think “whoa there, someone needs to cool it with the crumpets. Let’s get a blur tool on that spare tire, STAT!” More
In the wake of today’s “not guilty” verdict in the Casey Anthony trial, many people tweeted some moderately dumb things. There was a lot of competition for the title, but the dumbest tweet of all was written by some poor intern over at pastry company Entenmann’s, who seemed to have no clue what was going on (or did they???). More
I’m not perfect. Okay? I admit it.
Admitting it is the first step.
I’ve made my fair share of mistakes. As much as I like to pin the
blame on my ex-boyfriends, I am certainly not the perfect girlfriend.
In reality, I am a mess of flaws, accusations and excuses. More
Why do I know these mistakes?? Probably because I have made most of them… okay all of them. 1. Go shopping because you are bored. That is the quickest way to waste money. 2. You don’t start your shopping armed … More