Topic: mistresses

Signs That Your Boss Is A Scrub

If he asks you to drain his catheter for him three times a day (and you are not a nurse or healthcare professional), your boss is a scrub:

When Patricia Medlin saw John Leopold standing in her doorway, she knew what that meant: time to empty her boss’s urine bag.

At the misconduct trial of Anne Arundel County Executive John Leopold on Friday, his former scheduler Patricia Medlin, 63, described her thrice-daily chore of draining Leopold’s catheter for nearly a year.

In Honor Of Our Founding Fathers, Here's Some Douchey Sex Advice From Benjamin Franklin

Specifically: why it’s best to choose an older woman to be your mistress. More »

Is It Better To Be The Mistress Instead Of The Wife? Here Are 10 Famous Mistresses Who Apparently Thought So.

After this season of Mad Men came to an end and we, once again, witnessed a whole slew of cheating, I declared to my mother that I’d rather be a mistress than a wife. As usual, there was a long pause, followed by a sigh then her questioning exactly where she went wrong in raising me. I asked her in response: “where did you go right, woman?” More »

Famous, Awesome Royal Mistresses Throughout History

Yesterday, we shared an incredibly stupid comment made by an anonymous feeler of feelings on whether or not men want to marry Kate Middleton. The opinion haver said: “If I was a prince I’d marry Grace Kelly or someone just beautiful like a fucking angel and then I’d have an insanely hot and stupid sidepiece for when my class-act princess wife won’t do gross stuff.” Which boils down to, when you’re a prince, you should have a beautiful, classy princess and a hot, stupid mistress. Something something Royal Wedding. Anyway. Here’s a gallery in honor of history’s best royal sidepieces. More »

Party Favors: Is That a Meme in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Boy meets girl. Boy and girl break up. Girl gets revenge by turning boy into a humiliating meme. – Gawker

Not into Valentine’s Day, but not into hating on it either? Celebrate Just Because Day instead. Just, you know… because. – YourTango

For the last. time: playing with Barbies will NOT “turn your son gay.” – The Frisky

Women who are looked on as sexual objects = women who are not so good at math? – The Hairpin

Life as a human blow-up doll: or, tales of a New York mistress. – My Daily More »

Why Do Mistresses Fascinate Us?

Let me lay out a little scenario for you called “my worst nightmare”: More »

Party Favors: Beer Goggles Work in the Mirror, Too

If you have sex on Valentine’s Day and conceive a baby, it might be born on 11/11/11. – MyDaily

Men find themselves more attractive when they’ve been drinking. Beer goggles: they work both ways. – YourTango

So, there’s apparently a sporting event happening on Sunday. No, not the Puppy Bowl, some thing that dudes watch. Anyway, if you want to meet a dude, you should try going to one of those parties. – Betty Confidential

Good: Gossip Girl‘s Jessica Szohr introduced her new boyfriend to her coworkers. Bad: one of those coworkers is her ex-boyfriend. Awkward! – Glamour

February 14th is Valentine’s Day. That means that February 13th is Mistress Day. Mark your calendars, everybody. – HowAboutWe

Ah, roommates: how to cope with getting sexiled. – College Candy More »

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