Topic: mitt romney

My Worst-O-Ween: My Binders Of Women Lost To A Real Housewife, A Fetus & Ass Hair

My Worst-O-Ween: My Binders Of Women Lost To A Real Housewife, A Fetus & Ass Hair

I realized that if I stood in a corner and folded my little foam-board binders backwards, that I could actually convert my costume into a safe little hideaway, and so I did that, drawing myself into a tight little ball, like a turtle drawing itself into the safety of its shell. I was in the process of spiking my own punch behind the walls of my costume-fort when Mario and Luigi (the couple hosting) announced that this year’s party would feature a costume contest –complete with a trophy–thus effectively renewing my interest. More »

How Hot Is Mitt Romney’s Hot Son, Craig Romney?

How Hot Is Mitt Romney's Hot Son, Craig Romney?

This morning, Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff noticed that Mitt Romney’s hot son, Craig Romney, was distractingly handsome. I immediately felt sad, because probably, once I marry him, it is going to be awkward the way I did not vote for his dad. If all the Mitt Romney/liberal posts on the site disappear one day and are replaced by Ronald Reagan swimsuit photos, that’s what happened. I’m dating Craig Romney. More »

What Are You Wearing To Vote?

What Are You Wearing To Vote?

I want you to know I spent the morning obsessing over this.
I normally wear dresses – because I’m not a farmer – but I thought, if I show up in some sort of shift dress and pearls like I wear every day, people are going to think I am voting for Mitt Romney. I live in New York. It’s possible that they would just turn on me, like in The Bacchae. More importantly, I was not going to stand there in line for an hour or however long it takes with people thinking I was voting Romney. I just wouldn’t. I wouldn’t even if I was voting for Romney. More »