I realized that if I stood in a corner and folded my little foam-board binders backwards, that I could actually convert my costume into a safe little hideaway, and so I did that, drawing myself into a tight little ball, like a turtle drawing itself into the safety of its shell. I was in the process of spiking my own punch behind the walls of my costume-fort when Mario and Luigi (the couple hosting) announced that this year’s party would feature a costume contest –complete with a trophy–thus effectively renewing my interest. More
Topic: mitt romney
Apparently, voters’ responses to politician fashion is pretty even across gender lines. More
Wow, Adam Savader, a former Romney intern, seems like a tremendous creep. He apparently blackmailed 15 women into sending him naked photos of themselves. He had a binder full of women. More
If it weren’t for Roe v. Wade, I’d have a kid right now. So, I’m pretty damn grateful. More
We are a country that sometimes doesn’t seem to know what words mean before we yell them at each other. More
I think, as we gaze at this last picture of Mitt Romney taken outside a gas station, it’s time to say our goodbyes. Goodbye, Mitt Romney. Goodbye. It is also a time to speculate upon things he might be thinking. For instance: More
Well, I guess we can slowly let the name Mitt Romney fade from all our minds now. Barbara Bush has said it can be so!
This morning, Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff noticed that Mitt Romney’s hot son, Craig Romney, was distractingly handsome. I immediately felt sad, because probably, once I marry him, it is going to be awkward the way I did not vote for his dad. If all the Mitt Romney/liberal posts on the site disappear one day and are replaced by Ronald Reagan swimsuit photos, that’s what happened. I’m dating Craig Romney. More
Many were informative, some were hilarious and others were abysmal. More
This is what happens when Mitt Romney loses, you guys. This is what happens to the nation. Donald Trump knew this would happen. More
We find fire engine red to be a very curious color for one’s acceptance of defeat. More
I feel like it’s really important to see who the experts are siding with, and to ask the important questions that help us all form our political opinions. So – who is Heidi Montag voting for? More
So, what could possibly help in the eleventh hour, with Mitt Romney‘s uphill battle looking so steep?
…Prayer. A metric fuckton of prayer. More
I want you to know I spent the morning obsessing over this.
I normally wear dresses – because I’m not a farmer – but I thought, if I show up in some sort of shift dress and pearls like I wear every day, people are going to think I am voting for Mitt Romney. I live in New York. It’s possible that they would just turn on me, like in The Bacchae. More importantly, I was not going to stand there in line for an hour or however long it takes with people thinking I was voting Romney. I just wouldn’t. I wouldn’t even if I was voting for Romney. More