Remember how Patricia Krentcil got charged with second degree child endangerment for taking her daughter with her to a tanning salon? How would you respond after that? Would you probably try to educate yourself on why people were upset by that, and ultimately use the experience to get involved with some causes that could profit from your admittedly notorious kind of celebrity? More
As you get older, you start to figure things out. I’ve spent months looking at and contemplating this copy of The Atlantic that is somehow always on my desk, and I’ve come to some conclusions. Here are some thoughts on ways you, personally, can “have it all.” More
Before I proceed with the following story, I should note that both The Gloss and myself are very pro-sex worker. I personally go to strip clubs on a weekly basis — it is incredibly normal here in Portland to get … More
Remember Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey mom who supposedly took her five year old daughter to a tanning salon? She ended up drunk onstage at the New York nightclub XL, falling down and exposing her underwear. And then she tried to attack a drag queen. More
All of a sudden, you miss everyone. More
Yes, I have always known about the bad, bad things our world holds around every corner and down every lane and across every hallway. There are awful things that happen all day, every year. But for some reason I can’t quite pinpoint, I can’t help but be so frighteningly aware of them that the prospect of having a child now upsets me. All I can imagine is crying. Just crying. More
Look at the Duchess of Cambridge! Look at Kate Middleton’s first public appearance at the Sport’s Personality of the Year award, where she is continuing to fake her pregnancy while wearing a lovely Alexander McQueen dress. More
You know, I actually like the name Olive.
It reminds me of Olive Oyl, and I’m in favor of that.
On Ellen, Drew Barrymore claimed that ” I was reading a book with my husband, and I was three months pregnant. They said your baby is the size of an Olive and that was it.” Huh! It’s not commonly known, but Peaches Geldof was the size of a peach through that entire pregnancy. Let’s look at some other celebrity babies named after foods. More
There are some sad stories about mothers in the news today. More
“Well,” you say. “I guess I’m finally turning into my mother.” Little did you know that uttering those exact words would trigger an irreversible physical transformation into the woman who gave you life! If only you could take them back. You’d do anything to take them back. But you can’t! More
I shall speak no evil for today. More
You might think I am making that statement about me, but actually I am making it about you More
Happy almost Mother’s Day, college-aged and childless 20-something demographic! More