Topic: mom

I Accidentally Got A Dreaded ‘Mom Haircut’ And I May Never Leave My House Again

I Accidentally Got A Dreaded âMom Haircutâ And I May Never Leave My House Again

When it comes to moms and how they look and what they should wear and what they shouldn’t wear and how society tells us we should look and how the media tells us we should look and that ENTIRE huge mom-judgey cacophony of nonsense we are subjected to everyday, I’ll be the first to tell you that you should look however you want. There is no such things as a MILF. There is no such thing as MOM JEANS. Your post-baby body is fine exactly how it is and I don’t care if you are wearing a kitten sweatshirt and yoga pants or a midriff top and you have your naval pierced multiple times, your body, and how you look, and what you weigh or don’t weigh and what size you are or aren’t is no one’s business but yours. That being said, I have so much sympathy for moms unhappy with how they look because this weekend I totally on accident went and got myself a brand spankin’ new MOM haircut. More »

I Explained To My 10-Year-Old Son Why It’s Important To Respect Strippers

I Explained To My 10-Year-Old Son Why Itâs Important To Respect Strippers

Saturday night was just an average, happy evening, hanging out and talking to my 10- year-old and my teenager about strippers. Or exotic dancers. Or adult entertainers. Or whatever term you prefer. My son was in a particularly chatty mood, and if you have a kid around this age you know what a rare occurrence that can be, when they put down theNintendo (NO-FRIEND-O) 3DS and decide they have roughly 80 million questions for mom and dad. And these questions had to do with strippers. More »

Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Saying More Absurd Things

Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Saying More Absurd Things

Remember how Patricia Krentcil got charged with second degree child endangerment for taking her daughter with her to a tanning salon? How would you respond after that? Would you probably try to educate yourself on why people were upset by that, and ultimately use the experience to get involved with some causes that could profit from your admittedly notorious kind of celebrity? More »

How Women Can Have It All

How Women Can Have It All

As you get older, you start to figure things out. I’ve spent months looking at and contemplating this copy of The Atlantic that is somehow always on my desk, and I’ve come to some conclusions. Here are some thoughts on ways you, personally, can “have it all.” More »

My Lifelong Goal Is To Be A Mother, But Now I Am Too Depressed & Afraid To Have Children

My Lifelong Goal Is To Be A Mother, But Now I Am Too Depressed & Afraid To Have Children

Yes, I have always known about the bad, bad things our world holds around every corner and down every lane and across every hallway. There are awful things that happen all day, every year. But for some reason I can’t quite pinpoint, I can’t help but be so frighteningly aware of them that the prospect of having a child now upsets me. All I can imagine is crying. Just crying. More »

Drew Barrymore’s Baby Olive Has Arrived – Here Are Other Celebrity Babies With Odd Food Names

Drew Barrymore's Baby Olive Has Arrived - Here Are Other Celebrity Babies With Odd Food Names

You know, I actually like the name Olive.

It reminds me of Olive Oyl, and I’m in favor of that.

On Ellen, Drew Barrymore claimed that ” I was reading a book with my husband, and I was three months pregnant. They said your baby is the size of an Olive and that was it.” Huh! It’s not commonly known, but Peaches Geldof was the size of a peach through that entire pregnancy. Let’s look at some other celebrity babies named after foods. More »