Oh, hi. It’s nice to see you. I don’t share this with everyone, because it’s some sacred stuff I think I learned about from Harry Potter, but I thought you’d like to meet my spirit animal. Her name is Crystal the Monkey. On the inside, I am her. She is me. I would say she might be your spirit animal, too, but she isn’t. She is mine. You can google your own monkey. More
THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD. WHY DON’T I HAVE A MONKEY IN A THREE PIECE SUIT? I WANT ONE!
CAPS LOCK RAGE!
Seriously, I want to order a monkey in a three piece suit. I do. I suspect the possibility of people like me drunkenly ordering one is probably why “Stromberg’s Exotic Pets Catalogue” no longer exists. – Buzzfeed More
We know that Karl came up with this new ad for Chanel (it’s on display in Selfridges) and therefore we know that is brilliant. But what is Karl trying to tell us here? We have a few theories: More
Today is National Splurge day! Which was invented by Adrienne Koopersmith 17 years ago because June 18th is 2 months and 3 days since tax day, and you should have received any deductible by now. According to completely disreputable sources … More
I’ve already bought my baby daughter’s Halloween Costume, Thanks to EBAY. It’s not a common costume per say so I’m glad I’ve already got it. How about your babies. We want them to wear something unique. And whatever it is, … More