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Topic: Moustache

Do You Recognize The Man Behind This Verdant Moustache?

Do You Recognize The Man Behind This Verdant Moustache?

I realize that verdant is typically associated with greenery, but you know, it felt right. It felt lush. More »

Aubrey Plaza Wears Fake Moustache To Red Carpet Event, I Exercise Restraint In My Review Of The Look

Aubrey Plaza Wears Fake Moustache To Red Carpet Event, I Exercise Restraint In My Review Of The Look

Oh God, I am resisting the urge so hard to just tear this apart as a bunch of hipster bullshit. But look at this restraint! So far I haven’t said a thing about it. More »

You CAN Be A Bearded Lady

You CAN Be A Bearded Lady

Perhaps the saddest thing about being a woman is the fact that you can’t grow a moustache to twirl while you tie Lillian Gish to the train tracks. But this neck warmer will let you trick people into thinking you can. For at least a second, maybe. – Trendhunter More »

Your Car Wants To Grow A Carstache

Your Car Wants To Grow A Carstache

Your car wants to look more like ’70′s sex symbol Tom Selleck. No, it can’t tell you that itself. It’s a car. Just go buy a carstache here. It’s $40, and your car will be more willing to drag race with you after dropping the kids off at soccer practice. Unless it’s a girl car. Then it needs carlashes. More »

This is Why You Don’t Tattoo a Moustache on Your Finger

This is Why You Don't Tattoo a Moustache on Your Finger

Because the person you’ll have something in common with is this guy, who put his finger under his nose and smiled like a goddamn idiot in a mugshot. As we’ve attempted to tell you before, moustaches are for your face, … More »

Everyone’s Capitalizing on the ‘Stache

Everyone's Capitalizing on the 'Stache

I bet Burt Reynolds has just been kicking himself for the past 5 years for not taking a patent out on that fucker. And by “that fucker,” of course I mean his iconic facial hair. Who knew that his monstrosity … More »