For every sleepover I went to in middle school, I think I watched Cruel Intentions twice. While that ratio sounds absurd now, it felt so incredibly normal at the time.After all, why wouldn’t we watch the greatest romantic thriller ever made on repeat? But now, looking back, I can’t help but wonder what in holy hell we were thinking. It’s not a great movie, it’s not even in the neighborhood of good. Unless, of course, you judge your movies worth by the potential for incestual sex scenes. And if that’s case, please leave this site and never look back. If that’s not the case and if you’re currently sitting around wondering why you too used to obsess over this horrible movie, then join me as we discuss it in depth. More
James Franco‘s Vice review of The Great Gatsby begs the question: which awkward, vaguely applicable sex act from high school were you reminded of? More
Oh, God, finally a vampire movie you can – wait for it – keep waiting – wait like a thousand years – sink your teeth into. Vamps going to be just like Clueless but with fangs! More
As you probably know, this past weekend marked the time when comic book creators and the people who love them gathered for their annual convention in San Diego, CA. More
If you ever watch red carpet ceremonies, or reality TV, or look at magazines, you know that spray tans are supposed to work wonders for your physique. More
Or rather, somewhat futuristic snap? More
I’ve been suspicious of subtitles ever since I saw a John Wayne movie with French subtitles in which John Wayne’s “gimme a shot of redeye” was translated as “un coupe, s’il vous plait!” So when I first saw this interview, … More
God, this is so weird, right? Perhaps, legitimately weirder than when Jim Carrey slapped a comical green mask over his face in The Mask? More
“Bridesmaids” already made us laugh, cry, pee and pray for a sequel. Now, they’ve released outtakes from the movie, and they are majestic. More
I know we’re all excited about the Muppets movie, because oh, because people love puppets. I get that. I enjoyed Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I liked Avenue Q. I really, really like Sesame Street, particularly Cookie Monster, Oscar and the Count. So, the best characters. I like the best characters.
I just have always hated the Muppets because Kermit is such a raging asshole. More
The actress seems unsure about her presence in the film. More
In this newfangled time of Facebook and Twitter, where no one really remains in your past and no story, no matter how stupid, goes untold, it looks like Sex and the City may succumb to the never-say-die attitude of the digital age. More
When I wandered into a screening of The Help yesterday, I couldn’t help but wonder, was it going to be one of those movies?