I’ve always been told that one of the basic signifiers of adulthood is reaching an age where you do not store all of your money frantically under your mattress or in a piggy bank. You go to the bank, you open an account, you feel that you’ve grown-up. But then, I guess I do not work in the adult film industry where that, weirdly, would not be an option. More
Who doesn’t want to look like Effie Trinket? More
If you have not seen Dangerous Liasons I do not know what kind of choices you are making with your life. Why are you sitting reading a website right now? Jesus Christ, stop being so dumb. Go watch Dangerous Liasons immediately. It’s about 18th century French aristocrats playing sex games because they are sophisticated and bored and well read. It’s everything you ever wanted Fifty Shades of Grey to be. More
Need plans for the weekend? Go to a movie theater (they still exist!) and buy a ticket to see Greta Gerwig in Frances Ha. What exactly is this film, you ask? Luckily, we’ve got the trailer as our top video pick for the day. Check it out and see what else we’ve been watching on the web today. More
Why did Disney deem it necessary to de-frizz her hair, nip in her waist and embiggen her breasts? More
I went to see Iron Man 3 the other night (yes, before it came out, I roll really deep with some pretty cool people. I knocked over an entire table full of free popcorn, like cool people do) and I was charmed to see that it’s actually a romantic comedy cleverly disguised as an action movie. Basically, it’s about Pepper Pots and Iron Man trying make their relationship as a couple work. And the advice is not just, “Give more blowjobs!” I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but there’s some good advice in there. Namely: More
We have previously established that Tiffany’s The Great Gatsby-inspired collection is incredible, but for most of us, obtaining any of that gorgeous jewelry is quite the pipe dream. The kind of people who could afford such beautiful baubles, bangles and beads are people who are famous and wealthy like, oh, I don’t know, movie stars? More
As is so often the case with our villainess style icons, I think Poison Ivy from Batman was an excellent person. I think she not only tried to save the earth – although she did! She totally did! – she was also a very good friend to Jinx, and always trying to get her to break up with her abusive boyfriend, The Joker. I don’t actually care about the earth very much, but I like people being friendly.
I also wish I had red hair.
Let’s begin stealing her entire identity More
Emma Watson‘s California accent, oh my! More
Yves Saint Laurent’s life story would make one heck of a movie, or maybe two. A pair of rival French productions are looking to release biopics of the designer later this year, but one has run seriously afoul of the designer’s former partner, Pierre Bergé. More
You know that scene at the beginning of Funny Face where Fred Astaire informs Audrey Hepburn that she has to be a model, and she replies, “But I think my face is perfectly funny!” This scene always seems ridiculous, because Audrey Hepburn is legitimately one of the most beautiful people, ever. Apparently, she actually meant it. More
Tired of trying to figure out which movie to watch? Well, stress no more – TheGloss has partnered up with Fandango to present to you Fandango’s new “Weekend Ticket” series. Whether it’s finding the ultimate date movie or a film the whole … More
Have you been sitting around missing Mordecai, wearing fur coats, building elaborate sets, dancing to French music on beaches and… doing whatever they did in the The Life Aquatic? Scuba Diving maybe? With an underwater soundtrack? That seems right.
Basically, have you just been trying to be Angelica Huston and finding yourself slowly running out of inspiration because there are never enough Wes Anderson movies? Thank God, Prada has something for you. Prada has more Wes Anderson. Sit and savor these ads for Prada Candy done by Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola: More