Topic: Movies

Porn Stars Are Denied Bank Accounts

Porn Stars Are Denied Bank Accounts

I’ve always been told that one of the basic signifiers of adulthood is reaching an age where you do not store all of your money frantically under your mattress or in a piggy bank. You go to the bank, you open an account, you feel that you’ve grown-up. But then, I guess I do not work in the adult film industry where that, weirdly, would not be an option.  More »

Villainess Style: The Marquise de Merteuil Shopping Guide

Villainess Style: The Marquise de Merteuil Shopping Guide
Blood Red Lipstick
Hottiedots
White face powder
Tear drop earrings

If you have not seen Dangerous Liasons I do not know what kind of choices you are making with your life. Why are you sitting reading a website right now? Jesus Christ, stop being so dumb. Go watch Dangerous Liasons immediately. It’s about 18th century French aristocrats playing sex games because they are sophisticated and bored and well read. It’s everything you ever wanted Fifty Shades of Grey to be. More »

3 Good Dating Tips From Iron Man 3

3 Good Dating Tips From Iron Man 3

I went to see Iron Man 3 the other night (yes, before it came out, I roll really deep with some pretty cool people. I knocked over an entire table full of free popcorn, like cool people do) and I was charmed to see that it’s actually a romantic comedy cleverly disguised as an action movie. Basically, it’s about Pepper Pots and Iron Man trying make their relationship as a couple work. And the advice is not just, “Give more blowjobs!” I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but there’s some good advice in there. Namely: More »

Tiffany’s Hired Security On The Great Gatsby Set To Make Sure Carey Mulligan Didn’t Pocket That Bling

Tiffany's Hired Security On The Great Gatsby Set To Make Sure Carey Mulligan Didn't Pocket That Bling

We have previously established that Tiffany’s The Great Gatsby-inspired collection is incredible, but for most of us, obtaining any of that gorgeous jewelry is quite the pipe dream. The kind of people who could afford such beautiful baubles, bangles and beads are people who are famous and wealthy like, oh, I don’t know, movie stars? More »

Villainess Style: Poison Ivy From Batman

Villainess Style: Poison Ivy From Batman
A corset
Green tights
Tights with roses
Modern take

As is so often the case with our villainess style icons, I think Poison Ivy from Batman was an excellent person. I think she not only tried to save the earth – although she did! She totally did! – she was also a very good friend to Jinx, and always trying to get her to break up with her abusive boyfriend, The Joker. I don’t actually care about the earth very much, but I like people being friendly.

I also wish I had red hair.

Let’s begin stealing her entire identity More »

I Have A Gift For You. It Is Wes Anderson Videos. And Candy. And Prada.

I Have A Gift For You. It Is Wes Anderson Videos. And Candy. And Prada.

Have you been sitting around missing Mordecai, wearing fur coats, building elaborate sets, dancing to French music on beaches and… doing whatever they did in the The Life Aquatic? Scuba Diving maybe? With an underwater soundtrack? That seems right.

Basically, have you just been trying to be Angelica Huston and finding yourself slowly running out of inspiration because there are never enough Wes Anderson movies? Thank God, Prada has something for you. Prada has more Wes Anderson. Sit and savor these ads for Prada Candy done by Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola: More »

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