Topic: Movies

I Have A Gift For You. It Is Wes Anderson Videos. And Candy. And Prada.

I Have A Gift For You. It Is Wes Anderson Videos. And Candy. And Prada.

Have you been sitting around missing Mordecai, wearing fur coats, building elaborate sets, dancing to French music on beaches and… doing whatever they did in the The Life Aquatic? Scuba Diving maybe? With an underwater soundtrack? That seems right.

Basically, have you just been trying to be Angelica Huston and finding yourself slowly running out of inspiration because there are never enough Wes Anderson movies? Thank God, Prada has something for you. Prada has more Wes Anderson. Sit and savor these ads for Prada Candy done by Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola: More »

Villainess Style: The Evil Queen

Villainess Style: The Evil Queen
Purple Eyeshadow
Rembrandt Teeth Whitening Kit
Cape
Collar Necklace

Villainess Style celebrates the great fashions of horrible people. Today, The Evil Queen! Who should we do next?

Fuck Snow White, the Evil Queen had it going on. Is she the best when Charlize Theron plays her? Yes. Because Charlize Theron can turn her body into birds, and that is a cool, weird superpower. Is she the best when Julia Roberts plays her? Kind of. That was a weird portrayal. But whoever is depicting he still does a better job than whoever is depicting Snow White, because the Evil Queen is always the best. No wonder Woody Allen talks about how he had a crush on her, not Snow White, in Annie Hall.

You probably can never be as cool as her, or turn your entire body into birds. However, you can dress like her. I will help you do that. More »

What Your Spring Break Plans Say About You

What Your Spring Break Plans Say About You
Cancun to party
Your hometown to visit your parents
The movies to watch "Spring Breakers"
Europe to wine and dine
Your bed to watch a "House" marathon

Happy late March early April, y’all! ‘Tis the season to take a week off and kick it — spring break style. Just because you’ve moved on from your collegiate adventures doesn’t mean you can’t take a few vacation days to live it up.

So are you setting up camp in Costa Rica or heading home to see your parents? Ralph Waldo Emerson once said “Life is a journey, not a destination” but he wasn’t talking about spring break. Here’s what your destination says about you… More »

Villainess Style: Cruella De Vil

Villainess Style: Cruella De Vil
Liska 'Martina' fur coat
Cigarette Holder
Plunging black gown
Red opera gloves
Acid Green Eyeshadow

The worst women always have the best style. So we’re bring you Villainess Style! This week our icon is Cruella De Vil, a woman so glamorous that, as a child watching 101 Dalmatians, I was convinced that the point of the movie was “roadsters are exceedingly fun, and I should get a cigarette holder although I am only 8.”

So, normal stuff.

Here’s how to get her look as a grown up, and here is a fun song:
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A Word On The Super Bowl

A Word On The Super Bowl

If you are watching the Bowl today, I hope you very much enjoy it and that you have all the right kind of snacks. If you are not, I hope you find something equally pleasant with which to pass the time. I’m not anti-Bowls, you know? Let everyone enjoy whatever bowls they like, I’ve always said, having a very tolerant bowl enjoyment policy. I’m broad-minded.

That said, this kind of Event – the bring over your friends and gather round a cracklin’ television kind of Event – brings up a serious question that demands attention from Serious People. Is talking allowed during communal TV-watching? More »

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