Have you been sitting around missing Mordecai, wearing fur coats, building elaborate sets, dancing to French music on beaches and… doing whatever they did in the The Life Aquatic? Scuba Diving maybe? With an underwater soundtrack? That seems right.
Basically, have you just been trying to be Angelica Huston and finding yourself slowly running out of inspiration because there are never enough Wes Anderson movies? Thank God, Prada has something for you. Prada has more Wes Anderson. Sit and savor these ads for Prada Candy done by Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola: More
Villainess Style celebrates the great fashions of horrible people. Today, The Evil Queen! Who should we do next?
Fuck Snow White, the Evil Queen had it going on. Is she the best when Charlize Theron plays her? Yes. Because Charlize Theron can turn her body into birds, and that is a cool, weird superpower. Is she the best when Julia Roberts plays her? Kind of. That was a weird portrayal. But whoever is depicting he still does a better job than whoever is depicting Snow White, because the Evil Queen is always the best. No wonder Woody Allen talks about how he had a crush on her, not Snow White, in Annie Hall.
You probably can never be as cool as her, or turn your entire body into birds. However, you can dress like her. I will help you do that. More
Happy late March early April, y’all! ‘Tis the season to take a week off and kick it — spring break style. Just because you’ve moved on from your collegiate adventures doesn’t mean you can’t take a few vacation days to live it up.
So are you setting up camp in Costa Rica or heading home to see your parents? Ralph Waldo Emerson once said “Life is a journey, not a destination” but he wasn’t talking about spring break. Here’s what your destination says about you… More
While writing this, I also may have learned that my sex life is incredibly unromantic and boring. Or that I am easily grossed out by sticky stuff. More
Well, supposedly. According to sources, an actress has been picked to portray Anastasia Steele in the upcoming Fifty Shades Of Grey movie, based on a really mediocre and not entirely sexy book that we are ashamed of having read. And the candidate doesn’t sound completely absurd! Maybe the movie will be better than the book! Like The Devil Wears Prada! More
The worst women always have the best style. So we’re bring you Villainess Style! This week our icon is Cruella De Vil, a woman so glamorous that, as a child watching 101 Dalmatians, I was convinced that the point of the movie was “roadsters are exceedingly fun, and I should get a cigarette holder although I am only 8.”
So, normal stuff.
Here’s how to get her look as a grown up, and here is a fun song:
As Paint demonstrates, things get pretty dicey for Disney Princesses Ariel, Belle, Jasmine and Pocahontas after ever after. More
There was an actual reason Mila Kunis was wearing a super sexy Wicked Witch costume in Oz The Great And Powerful! More
We need to seriously consider whether Sam Claflin is sufficiently hot to play Finnick in the upcoming Hunger Games: Catching Fire, I guess, because that is what absolutely everyone is doing. More
I expect it to have all the uplifting powers of Air Bud and all the horrors of The Ring. More
Jean Harlow had the worst death in the entire world. More
So, Ben Affleck gave a very moving Oscar speech when Argo won the Best Picture Academy Award. During that speech he cried, and also maybe implied that his marriage was breaking up? People are having all kinds of feelings about it! I think maybe part of those feelings are due to the fact that people really want Ben Affleck to be single. More
Are you still getting over the Lindsay Lohan version of Liz and Dick? Do you need something to scrub the memory of it out of your brain in a way that Shelved Dolls cannot? Here, wait, get it into your brain one more time so you can feel horrified and need to scrub it out again:
If you are watching the Bowl today, I hope you very much enjoy it and that you have all the right kind of snacks. If you are not, I hope you find something equally pleasant with which to pass the time. I’m not anti-Bowls, you know? Let everyone enjoy whatever bowls they like, I’ve always said, having a very tolerant bowl enjoyment policy. I’m broad-minded.
That said, this kind of Event – the bring over your friends and gather round a cracklin’ television kind of Event – brings up a serious question that demands attention from Serious People. Is talking allowed during communal TV-watching? More