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Besides mostly terrible fashion, an MTV awards show wouldn’t be complete without some ridiculous situation between two or more stars onstage (and also alien mutants). This year, it would appear that Aubrey Plaza took a page out of Kanye West‘s book last night at the MTV Movie Awards last night. More
The Gloss has brought you a rather thorough dissection of the 2013 MTV Movie Awards red carpet: first, our commentary in realtime, second, our (best stab at a) best dressed list, third, our breakdown of the night’s best and worst beauty and now… the worst dressed at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, which is really saying something. More
Last night, we brought you a live rundown of the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. This morning, we’re picking up the pieces–first, by sifting through all the looks to make a reasonable excuse for a best dressed list, now by picking through all the hair and makeup. Let’s do this. More
Last night, we liveblogged the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. This morning, we’re sifting through the many outrageous looks and trying to come up with ten that might reasonably be considered best. Granted, being on the best dressed list at an MTV awards show is kind of like being “one of the world’s biggest rodents.” You’re still at an MTV awards show.
…Uh. So! Here are our picks for the best dressed at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards. More
Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.
And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.
Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More
Rebel Wilson is hosting the 2013 MTV Movie Awards (airing this Sunday at 9 p.m. ET)–and we’ll be bringing you our usual red carpet shit-talking during the ceremony in realtime. But more importantly: it’s about time Rebel had her moment! She’s an excellent entertainer, bad-ass and babe—a triple threat. Viewers, prepare to be slain.
Before she kills it on stage with her brilliant comedic timing, moves and rhymes, she’s going to kill it on the red carpet. Wilson’s known for her comedy, but she can also work it when it’s time to get glamorous.
Here are ten reasons why we love Rebel Wilson on the red carpet: More
You know what’s really wonderful? The unexpected finally happening. It gives me a little faith into the idea of progress and whatnot. Also, I just generally like funny people. They are much better hosts than stoned ones (I’m lookin’ at you, Franco). More
The last Twilight installment is upon us (well, tomorrow)! That means an upkick in Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson romance speculation, lots of sheer dresses and an end to this long dark period in human history. But rather than doing your average “X celebrity’s best red carpet looks” roundup that is typical on the eve of a big premiere–it would just be sheer lace dresses anyway–we decided to celebrate Stewart’s other trademark: the many Chucks, Vans and Nike lowtops she switches into after suffering a few feet of red carpet in towering heels. Let us begin: More
Today Russell Brand turns 37. I hate that I know this and I hate that I care. But that’s my life now. I have a crush on Russell Brand and I subconciously stockpile this information in my head. The actor who makes me feel compelled to get an STD check just from watching him during an interview also makes me feel compelled to remove all my clothes.
His hosting gig at the MTV Movie Awards last night didn’t help solve my confliction of a crush. No, It just made it worse. How can I like this man who’s somewhat endorsing Charlie Sheen doing lines of coke? More
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The MTV Movie Awards were last night and since our target demo isn’t 14-year-olds, we’re not going to pander and pretend your care anything about that. Here’s the red carpet. Like all MTV events, it was fraught with micro-minis and, stupid, stupid peplums. Did you learn nothing from the Met Gala, famous people? See Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Banks, Paris Hilton and more. More
Oh… My… God. More
A federal court ruled that networks can air unscripted swears, meaning that they no longer have to go to the great lengths to which they were going in order to bleep the dirty mouths of celebrities accepting an award or … More
KStew has changed her hair color from brown to reddish. No doubt she’s trying to shake the hardcore rock n’ roll image that her brown hair supplied — since everyone knows that being brunette means that you have deep, dark … More
Love the Rocker Chic look? Let Ellen Page be your guide. Sure, Juno’s Ellen Page has had her fair share of fashion misses in the past. But here she is kickin’ the Rocker Chic look at the MTV Movie Awards … More
