1. Oh, my God, I can’t breathe through my nose. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I’ll never sleep again. I’ll do anything to fix this.
2. No, but do you know what happens to people who use nose spray?
3. Are you ready for a lifetime addiction to the rebound congestion brought on by regular nose spray use?
4. No, no; I’ll be fine, this isn’t a problem. I’ll just breathe through my mouth and have a sore throat until the end of my life and then I’ll be dead for forever. More