Not interested in super sweet or floral fragrances? This is the post for you. More
When I was a kid, I used to love beetles and snails and all things colorful that crawled. Nowadays, I’m one of those people who becomes hilariously frantic when arthropods are anywhere near me, but I still love snails.
This week, I wanted to pay tribute to our lovely little friends who leave pretty trails behind with their slime. This was kind of a weird tutorial to do since it uses so many different shades, but I wanted to play up the blended, multi-hued nature of these guys, as well as the aforementioned slime trails.
Perhaps not Gail the Snail so much, though… More
You do not know anything that could possibly be bad for you? Like, nothing. There is nothing natural that could be remotely bad for you? Girl, you must be Paltrippin’. More
According to the Sarasota Dolphin Research Program, dolphins not only refer to each other by specific “abstract names,” but they also pattern their whistles after their friends, just like we do in college when we’re not sure what identity to have yet and the girl down the hall seems to have everything figured out so why not just do that. More
So I totally just had me some of that hurricane sex that everyone’s been talking about. Or rather, I had it earlier today and am just now returning from the magical, orgasmic dream-world it brought me to. What was it like? Did Mother Nature enter me? Am I now pregnant with a smoke monster? All of your burning hurricane sex questions, answered after the jump. More
If you’re reading this post right now, I’ve already set out for the wilds of upstate New York to attend a giant rock and roll camping party in the woods. What does that entail? I’m not totally sure, but I know there will be both rock and roll and camping. And, as the last time I went camping—six years ago, with Bad College Boyfriend, in the rain—wasn’t much fun, I’ve decided to be a little more thorough in my preparations this time. So thorough I’m now giving you advice. Here are some things you shouldn’t forget to bring with you when you go camping. More
Have you ever wanted to camp out in the middle of the city, without the threat of bugs, bears and stepping on sticks to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night? More
Has swinging through the trees and flinging poo all day got you stressed out? Are you irritable and tense? Why not relax with a nice frozen margarita, or maybe a beer? More
If Adam and Eve had gone all modest and autumn-themed, they might have created shirts that looked like these Zero Footprint Shirts by designer Dave Rittinger. More
Puttenham, England, is apparently Europe’s most outdoor-sex-friendly town! To celebrate this achievement, here are some tips for boning in the great outdoors, in case you want your town to beat Puttenham next year. Wear a dress or skirt with no … More
This guy — yes, the one featured at left — is a professional football player, and he has some of the most luscious, luxurious locks I’ve ever seen. And while I’m sure it’s really great for him — especially since … More
How’s that for disgusting? Apparently, for the unlucky folks in Toronto, there’s a certain type of tree that when it blooms emits a bitter and pungent smell reminiscent of semen. Reminiscent enough that the tree’s nicknames include “sperm tree”, “semen … More
Or, as Bret Michaels might say, every rose has a sad, sad song.
Take a lawn chair out into the backyard and sit quietly. I know that its winter, but you have no idea what you are missing out on if you don’t at least give it a try. Now relax, look around … More