Fashion likes sex and sex likes fashion. Fashion often uses sex to sell itself; people often use fashion to proverbially sell themselves to sexual partners. So what happens when the two combine with one another? Well, terrible things, for starters. But also good things! More
Do you like being delicious? More
We’re pretty sure it’s a real piece of poultry. More
Breakfast at Tiffany’s? Please. Try cocktail hour. More
Do you guys remember back in the 90s, when moms everywhere (or maybe just in my town) wore earrings and necklaces in geometric patterns and boxy color blocks? More
Walde Huth, Paris, 1950′s.
I just want you to know I made this necklace.
I put a charm on a piece of black string. So I made it. More
Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole a $2,500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store. We’d say we’re shocked, but, umm, Lindsay Lohan does this stuff all the time. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but in the past five or six years, Lindsay Lohan has morphed from an actress into a professional jewel thief. More
Want to tell someone their family will soon be sleeping with the fishes? Now you don’t have to go to your local supermarket! You can order this necklace directly from Meg J. Roberts in the privacy of your own home for $44. Because no one takes Mafiosos who go to Whole Foods seriously. More
I am absolutely certain that if I wore this necklace I would forget about it, see a potato chip resting on my sweater and try to eat it. This fact makes me feel ashamed of myself. If you’re not me, and have qualities like “the ability to remember you didn’t eat potato chips today” then maybe you should get one. They’re $25 from The Curiosity Shoppe. More
Feeling down? Need an ego boost? Consider the Lochers ‘I Am the Shit’ Necklace. Because you are. Some people suggest using this as a gag gift, but they don’t know you the way I do, turdling. – Trendhunter