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So, it’s late January. As such, one’s dedication to one’s New Year’s resolution has begun to waver. You see the herds thinning at the gym, the extra straws at the juice counter. People are losing their resolve. Their meat/dairy/gluten-banning, raw-food hoovering, high protein, low glycemic and all around extreme diets have turned out to be… unrealistic.
That’s why I’ve decided to step in and help! More
Every year, millions of people make a New Year’s resolution to lose weight, and every year, millions wind up disappointed in themselves later on. But why? More
New Years happened. It was stupid. Like it is, every year. Here at The Gloss, we are professional drinkers and so regard New Years as an acceptable excuse to get drunk at best (but really, to stay in and order takeout). Here, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff discuss their ambivalence about the practice of resolutions, what awful children they were and Michael Crichton.
Also. Hi, Simon Rich! More
I spent all week reading bad New Year’s resolutions on Facebook that bare a striking resemblance to last year’s fruitless causes. People of the internet, I beg you! Stop setting yourself up for failure. More
The first few weeks of a new year is a good time to make a list of all the things in your life you want to improve. And if how you look is one of those things, keep reading. More
Here we are at the start of a new year, ready to keep our resolutions: get in shape, eat better, finally finish reading War and Peace and be able to casually compare our tumultuous love lives to those of Natasha and Prince Nikolay with anyone who’s there to listen. Mostly to exercise. But then we go outside, and it’s cold, too cold to go all the way to the gym, and we’re tired, that mac n’ cheese in a box is looking like the perfect no-fuss meal, and we feel short, and that book would make a great 1,500 page booster seat while we eat our macaroni.
Luckily, there’s a someone to keep you going, no matter where you are. Yogi and “Blissologist” Eoin Finn leads an engaging and powerful Yoga, Meditation and Lifestyle Program that streams online, so you can exercise without having to leave the house. More
You still need others. Even just to make you laugh. More
Men hate it when you run around trying to diet and lose weight after New Year’s right? We can just go eat an entire pizza now? Right? Right? We investigate! More
Resolutions? Come on! More
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I might dislike writing my own New Years resolutions, but I don’t mind musing on what others might improve on in 2012. Until my friends ask for my input, I’ll stick to advising those whose bad habits end up on the cover of People. More
New Year’s Eve is just a few days away! To remind you to make your own resolutions (and also to buy their panties), Victoria’s Secret has put together a video of some of their “angels” talking about their new year’s resolutions (and panties). More
Do you know what we hate? New Year’s resolutions. They always seem so easy when you write them down, and then they turn into these annoying conditions that spoil all the fun. Well, here at TheGloss we have the perfect treat for all of you who have decided to forgo your New Year’s resolutions, but still want to feel good about yourselves: we have teamed up with Trop50, an innovative line of juice beverages, to celebrate the New Year and their new True Resolutions program. One lucky reader will win a $50 Spa & Wellness Gift Card by Spa Week, courtesy of Trop50. Read on to find out how to enter to win. More
It’s January 18th. Don’t think we’re not on to you. You’re about to quit your New Year’s resolutions, aren’t you? It’s not even February! You should be ashamed. To help fuel that shame, here are seven reasons you will try to give yourself for skipping the gym. None of them are acceptable: More
Oh, you’re going to sign up for a gym membership? That’s awesome. Wow, you’re giving up dairy and wheat so you can lose 20 pounds by Thursday? Congratulations. I’m sure there’s some kind of award for tha-oh, my resolution? Um, I’m going to be healthier or whatever. Yeah. That sounds good. No, I’d totally love to go to your core-energizing marathon Bikram Pilates class with you tonight, but, um, I just agreed to this volunteer thing. More
