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New Years happened. It was stupid. Like it is, every year. Here at The Gloss, we are professional drinkers and so regard New Years as an acceptable excuse to get drunk at best (but really, to stay in and order takeout). Here, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff discuss their ambivalence about the practice of resolutions, what awful children they were and Michael Crichton.
Also. Hi, Simon Rich! More
I spent all week reading bad New Year’s resolutions on Facebook that bare a striking resemblance to last year’s fruitless causes. People of the internet, I beg you! Stop setting yourself up for failure. More
I mean, Snooki‘s resolutions themselves aren’t that strange. It’s the order in which they occur that is strange. More
Jumping into the Atlantic Ocean on New Years Day isn’t exactly what I had in mind, but hey, if this is the most dangerous thing my husband has asked of me (so far). I’m pretty lucky. More
Someone must have joined the masses and jumped on the resolution ship… so what was it? More
Au revoir, 2012, but thanks for the lessons and memories! More
Single this holiday season? Awesome. More
Happy Fourth of July, everyone! More
I might dislike writing my own New Years resolutions, but I don’t mind musing on what others might improve on in 2012. Until my friends ask for my input, I’ll stick to advising those whose bad habits end up on the cover of People. More
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On January 31st, people go resolution crazy. The other 365 days of the year they might be content with where they are in life, but come New Years we have the message we’re not quite good enough coming at us from all directions. More
Who cares about those lame sweaters that were two sizes too big? The fat name has returned to the North Pole and now it’s time to prepare for the biggest party day of the year. This year, instead of battling the barrage of amateurs who only go out to the bars twice a year, you’ve decided to invite some of your closest random acquaintances over to your place for a Ball Dropping Bash. (By the way, you really should have had someone look over those invitations. They might have convinced you to reconsider the title.) There’s only one small problem. Bars are nice because they have all kinds of booze just sitting there, ready to be consumed. Your house has a couple bottles of Pinot and a six pack that your guy friend left over there two years ago. FYI, beer doesn’t actually age like wine. That shit is skunked.
So we’re here to help with some great cocktail recipes for your New Years celebration. Buy a couple cases of domestic beer and have some of these drinks whipped up in advance and you’ll be ready to ring in the New Year the way god intended. Completely sloshed. More
Banana Republic invited us to a screening of the upcoming movie New Years Eve, which we liked more than we expected, despite , you know, a lot of emotionally manipulative factors. We’re going to be honest, when Michelle Pfieffer’s character resolved to “save a life” and she adopted an adorable puppy from a shelter we burst into tears. And there was completely unexpected Alyssa Milano appearance which was great! But we still found time to play “spot the female stereotypes!” Ready for them? Here are the women you will see: More
I’ll admit to being obsessive about calendars — usually so obsessive that I can’t decide on the perfect one until well into February.
It looks like this tradition might hold true once again this year, but I’m very close to buying this one, from Paper Source. And it’s not just a calendar — the back of each month has instructions for turning the sheet into household items like folders and notecards.
It’s early January, which means two things for the eBabes: We’ve got some holiday cash burning a hole in our pocket and we’re already feeling guilty about breaking our resolutions. That’s why we’re turning to our most trusted vice (we’re not giving up vices until 2012) for some help sticking to our guns and keeping at least one resolution. For a few weeks. More
