Remember last summer, when the New York Times discovered that sometimes, in the summer, women wear dresses? Dude. They have some new news. New news that you were almost certainly already aware of. Sometimes, in the summer, while women are wearing dresses, men wear shorts. Men do this even though the 5th rule of being a gentleman is “don’t wear shorts” (this was an arbitrary rule made up by a magazine, but I’ve decided it’s chiseled in stone). When something is obvious, The New York Times is on it! Unless it possibly contains the word “fuck!” More
Apparently, according to some, we’re born with an innate ability to be stylish or not. Sounds like a bunch of fucking malarkey to me, although I do like the theory. More
Or a doctor, whatever. More
Haters gonna hate. More
I’m gonna call it: This is THE STUPIDEST ARTICLE EVER.
Let’s break this shit down, ya’ll, beginning with the title:
“A Last Bastion of Civility, the South, Sees Manners Decline”
Admit it. Those commas are terribly hostile. More
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“It’s a bit rock ’n’ roll, and a bit summer camp.” Is this a real New York Times quote, or one I made up in mockery? Click through to find out! More
I would think this was funny, if it weren’t an opinion that seems to be held by a whole lot of people. Here’s why those people are wrong. More
What scent would the Grey Lady wear? More
First of all, I think the New York Times is copying us. More
Hello there. So nice of you to join me. I understand that your best friend got a new job with a six-figure salary, your younger sister got engaged and your college roommate has recently published a New York Times bestseller. More