I don’t care what age I am now. Or live to be. I want to be Felicity Huffman, specifically her upper half. I do not, however, want William H. Macy’s hair. But, alas. He’s William H. Macy. Dude can do … More
This is 100 percent an all-out Gaby move. And yet, Eva Longoria Parker made it. So here’s the story: Once upon a time, Eva Longoria joined Twitter. (@EvaLongoria). Then she posted a link about her husband, Tony Parker. The link … More
OK, so there was the kiss between Gaby and Susan…which was a whole lot of hype, very little hot, and nothing more than an attempt to entice a husband or two to watch the show. That’s NOT what we devoted … More
OK, so I swear I have no intentions of renaming this blog DesperateMetcalfe.com. He’s just been in the news a lot lately! It’s like he came out of hibernation and is making the promotion circuit — only dude’s got nothing … More
What happened to you, Jesse Metcalfe? He was shot at the Aussie Millions poker tournament at the Crown Casino in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia on Tuesday. Before he showed up for the celebrity tournament, the organization sent a release calling Jesse … More
So it seems Katherine and Adam Mayfair are going to be reunited (sorta). According to Michael Ausiello, ABC reports that Dana Delany will play Federal Agent Jordan Shaw on two episodes of “Castle”, the show Nathan Fillion went to after … More
Here’s a shot of Teri Hatcher headed to visit The Late Show with David Letterman. I’m reeeeally not in love with this dress. The flouncy boob-sleeves (beeves? slreasts?) make her tiny frame look huge, and the rouching around her stomach … More
I find it hard to believe that many stars actually make real resolutions — ones that they keep, anyway. But this one from Eva Longoria? I believe. She told Robin Leach that she wants to spend more “love time” with … More
James Denton talked to ESPN on Monday, and answered a bunch of funny and not-so-funny questions from viewers about “Desperate Housewives,” his band, sports and Christmas gifts. It was a good change of pace, even though what I assume are … More
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One of Tiger Wood‘s alleged mistresses — who’s really been talking to everyone who’ll listen — told Access Hollywood that their relationship was meaningful because they watched movies before having sex, like “Angels and Demons”. Jamie Grubbs said they also … More
In a recent interview, 15-year-old Joshua Moore (who plays one of the millions of Scavo kids, Parker…post five-year jump) talked about the show, his career, and where he thinks the creators will take his character. Parker’s sort of a marginal … More
Ahh, much to the dismay of all the Orson haters/Karl lovers, it looks like Orson won’t die in the plane crash that hits Wisteria Lane, so say Kristin dos Santos of E! E! talked to Kyle MacLachlan at the Victoria’s … More
This shouldabeen taken with a grain of salt anyway, but the National Enquirer reported over the weekend that because of budgetary reasons, the “Desperate Housewives” gods were going to kill/eliminate Drea de Matteo off the show. Not so, says E!’s … More
Yeah, I know, I know. Eva Longoria Parker gets this all the time, and quite frankly, I avoid this subject altogether for what I hope are obvious reasons. She’s a tiny girl — sista can eat a Big Mac and … More