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Questions that will be answered this week by your all-knowing host:
- Why will the new Justin Timberlake album likely raise birth rates?
- What’s the real problem we need Lululemon to start fixing for us?
- Which disease has Downton Abbey‘s Dan Stevens caught — one that he shares with Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks and Christian Bale?
- Who is Instagramming her weird bloody face? More
$482 to be exact!! More
In perhaps the most bizarre possible twist to the Steubenville rape story the rapists have become seen as these bright, excellent young men who have sadly had their lives destroyed. Why did they have their lives destroyed? Why do they have to suffer this way? Why can’t they go on to great colleges and play football and just be great, like tigers?
Because they raped someone. More
Every morning, I try to do a “newsy” piece. I was mentioning to a friend that it means that, at least one a day, I type the phrase “according to The Daily Mail” because they are a publication that is all lady issues, all the time. Just only issues about how stars have cellulite in their armpits. I thought maybe I could cut down on the time I spend doing that if you could just reference this post, every morning, forever. Reference this for the rest of your life, because I’ve covered every single article. More
“Until today I have not seen a single incident or example of rape with a respected lady. Even an underworld don would not like to touch a girl with respect.” More
Starting next Monday, The Gloss is extremely pleased to announce its amazing new webshow “News for Bitches” staring the brilliant Mikala Bierma. More
Yesterday, after her fantastic election night performance during ABC’s election coverage (wherein she alternated between getting really sad about people who had “literally died” and laughing with unrestrained glee about precision tweeting) some people began to wonder if Diane Sawyer possibly “popped an Ambien and had some Chardonnay.” No. Wrong. It was almost certainly merlot. More
Is diversity among mainstream media news outlets important to you? More
In the words of his lawyer, “From a great height, she launched herself down onto his abdomen.” More
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Scary stuff. More
The GOP convention is an important event for the politicians involved, the party in general and the convention. It is also really important for the stripping community of Tampa. It is a huge business opportunity and a confirmation of every dirty old man stereotype. Strip clubs are counting on the GOP convention to ‘make it rain’ for a whole week, according to an extremely long and detailed article on Republicans and their affection for strip clubs on CNN. But the impending hurricane as well as strict warnings and adviser bans for members of the GOP could turn that rain into a drizzle. More
It’s not a secret that mothers and fathers are now actively parenting in the age of the “mini-me.” And with back to school shopping underway, that sect of the parenting world is rolling out the credit cards, particularly with the growing children’s luxury brand industry. This means why opt for Target dresses when you can get Christian Dior silk party dress? Why get your child those back-to-school Adidas when $200 Gucci sneakers are available in kids’ sizes? More
Nightmares are real in Russia. More
Though being a journalist is an extremely exciting and rewarding career, it ain’t a lucrative one. But most typical young journalists just accept that they will not be the richest of their friends and make due. But Sarah Tressler isn’t your typical journalist. While working as a reporter for the Houston Chronicle, Sarah began moonlighting as a stripper to bring in some extra income. When a rival newspaper revealed her second job, she was fired from the paper. Sarah says editors let her go because she didn’t list stripping on her job application. But in Houston, like in Vegas, strippers aren’t employees. They’re independent contractors. They pay clubs to let them strip, then they keep tips. More
