- 239 days ago by Mallory Ortberg
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As humanity launches itself into the flaming corona of the Future, the life cycle of trend pieces will grow shorter. Panicked, breathless headlines will proliferate in the news-swamps, grabbing hapless travelers and screaming them to their deaths. Everything you’re doing is wrong. You’re not having children until you’re 50 and when you do you they’re immediately sent to the spice mines to start paying off their future student loans. More










