Topic: Nickelback

The Best Twitter Reactions To The Avril Lavigne Chad Kroeger Engagement

The Best Twitter Reactions To The Avril Lavigne Chad Kroeger Engagement

“Professional rocker” Avril Lavigne and mom haircut haver Chad Kroeger are getting married so they can flagrantly abuse the heavy metal horns together forever. The “What the Hell” pop songstress and Nickelback dream ruiner are already doing the publicity rounds with a cover in their native land, featuring the gigantic engagement ring. Anyway, there are only so many funny things you can say about something that is fundamentally hilarious on its own… but that won’t stop Twitter from trying. Here are roughly 90% of the jokes possible. More »

The Misanthropologist: Dating Based On Musical Preference Is Dumb

The Misanthropologist: Dating Based On Musical Preference Is Dumb

Dear motherfuckers, I have been in a k-hole for a month and I’m pretty sure that’s because 1) I keep doing Special K and 2) am really fucking cool and 3) it may or may not be 1981 but 4) I’m pretty sure all this Special K has skewered my perception of time. Anyway, throughout this whirlwind month, I, The Misanthropologist, stumbled upon a site called Tastebuds.fm, in which pale friendless virgins with record collections can find other pale friendless virgins who think that having the same collection means you’re somehow less alone in the world. And they get you. This, of course, is hilarious bullshit. More »