Topic: nipples

Nipple Tattoos (Tittoos?) Are A Trend Now

I, for one, have longed to get cats tattooed on my boobs for years. And now I can! More »

Ellie Goulding’s Nipple-Revealing Wardrobe Malfunction Is Apparently ‘The Only Way’ To ‘Upstage Anne Hathaway’

Somehow, I don’t think she was trying to steal any spotlights; in fact, I think the spotlight attacked her first. More »

Jennifer Lopez Suffers Nipple-Related Wardrobe Malfunction On Stage In Italy

Jennifer Lopez was performing in Italy earlier this week and–if you’re like us–you’re probably pretty shocked that people pay to see Jennifer Lopez live, when they could just purchase an album by absolutely anyone else and listen to that instead. More »

The New Yorker Banned From Facebook For Brazenly Posting Cartoon Boobs

Those squalid sexual libertines at The New Yorker have done it again! More »

Are Your Nipples Evenly Spaced? You Could Be In China’s College Beauty Contest!

According to the guidelines of the contest on the Campus Model website, if the distance between your nipples is more than 20 centimeters then you do not fit the criteria of “extremely good-looking” by “traditional Chinese and more modern Western aesthetic values”. More »

Madonna Flashes Nipple In Istanbul

The pop star flashed fans in Istanbul during a spirited lip synch of “Human Nature.” Here is her nipple! More »

Gallery: Lara Stone, Andrej Pejic And Willy Cartier Create A Perfect Storm Of Sexiness For W Magazine [NSFW]

Lara Stone, Andrej Pejic And Willy Cartier In W

What happens when you take three of the world’s most beautiful models, fly them to Berlin, and ask them to caress one another under soft lighting? If you’re willing to go out on a limb and guess that hotness is what happens, you are right. W‘s December issue features a gorgeous editorial starring Lara Stone, Andrej Pejic, and Willy Cartier, and it’s sexy in that ethereal, otherworldly way that only the best photographers, stylists and models can convincingly pull off. Prepare to suspend your disbelief! More »

Sexiest Quotes Of The Week: Glitter On Your Nipples

“I dominated like a rabid, horny gorilla.” – Robert Downey Jr. on his influence over creative decision-making on “The Avengers.” More »

UK Designer Rachel Freire Made A Dress Out Of 3,000 Cow And Yak Nipples

Remember that glorious dress made out of emerald-colored beetle wings? People found that a little gross. But British designer Rachel Freire did it one further by fashioning a pale corset-looking gown from… cow and yak nipples. More »

What We're Reading:

Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
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Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
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6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
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3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
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This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
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Kate Moss Shows Nipples Again, This Time For Pirelli Calendar

NSFW. Supermodel nipples. More »

The Breast Shoes Ever

I made that breast joke because these shoes have nipples all over them! Hah! I know the word-play is just killing you. Kind of the way Buffalo Bill killed 20 women to make these shoes. Hah! Kidding again. The Human Furriery of Nicola Constantino made them. As far as I know they are not serial killers. As far as I know. Not joking at all. More »

Vote For The Worst Prom Dress Ever

Yesterday, we celebrated the best. Now we publicly mock the worst. More »

What To Do About Your Toe/Nipple Hair

Well, you should get rid of it, or no one will ever love you.

Actually, you should probably do whatever you feel like to it. But maybe, what you feel like doing is “removing it.” Maybe that’s because the Aztecs didn’t have hair below their eyebrows and you want to work that look. That’s understandable. What’s not understandable is that there are no salon treatments available for toe or nipple hair! So here is how you remove it with a minimal amount of pain/ingrown hairs. More »

Top 5 Oscar Wardrobe Malfunctions

When I first saw the advertisement for James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosting the Oscars – wherein he flings a curtain over her screaming “wardrobe malfunction!” I thought “God, it seems like Anne Hathaway and James Franco are on the most awkward first date ever.” And then I thought “wait, there are no nipple slips at the Oscars. That’s a Superbowl thing.” And then I was wrong. Here are the top five. (This year, I’m betting on Paz de la Huerta). More »

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