Topic: no make-up

“If You Wear Makeup To The Gym, I Assume You Wear Clown Makeup To Work”

"If You Wear Makeup To The Gym, I Assume You Wear Clown Makeup To Work"

I get why people say that other people shouldn’t wear makeup to the gym, because it IS a little counterintuitive to dress up in tight, stretchy clothes and make-up just before sweating and breathing heavily a lot. (Though: isn’t this what people do before sex? Huh.) It’ll get ruined and come off anyway! These people, I think, believe they are making a practical (and even benevolent) suggestion. Nobody should feel as though they have to wear make-up to the gym, sure, but it isn’t doing anyone any favors to act as though adult humans can’t make that decision for themselves.
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