Back in the days before computers were really important, I sent actual photographs and a letter to Playboy. They liked me enough to send me a real letter on real Playboy letterhead paper asking me for more photos. I thought this was kind of cool. So I sent them some more photos, and they wrote me back a very kind rejection letter saying that I’d be kept on file for future consideration. I never heard from them again. Then I became completely distracted pursuing things that didn’t involve me being nude in magazines and forgot all about it.
Until I heard about most recent Playboy’s Casting Call being held in New York City. More
Rihanna‘s naked skin is being used for contrast against a nude shade in her perfume advertisements. Because Rihanna’s skin is not the same color as the one the nude fragrance is marketing. More
Guess what, everybody? Kate Middleton has a vagina AND an ass in addition to those breasts everybody’s talkin’ about! Shocking news most definitely worthy of every headline ever, and it’s nude o’clock over in Denmark right about now. More
Breaking: Donald Trump is kind of a jerk.
You know, I’m starting to be downright amused by Rihanna’s repeated insistence on not wearing clothes. More
Just how could you get more controversial that a naked lady who should be hiding her shameful protruding abdomen? More
Heidi Klum posed for the May issue of Allure , which isn’t that unusual except that in some of the shots the supermodel-cum-reality TV show host was utterly in the buff. More
I miss the days of a/s/l. Life was simpler back when we could pour our hearts out in our AOL Instant Messenger profiles, cyber sex with strangers in chat rooms, and attract lovers in the corners of the message boards.
But times have changed. If you want to flirt online, you’ve got to harness the power of social media. Facebook, Twitter and their cohorts allow instant communication with anyone we’re crushing on. It’s a blessing if you’re a photogenic writer. But it’s also a breeding ground for bad decisions and awkward rejections.
There’s little more that I can say to describe this ad, so I’ll just jump to how it makes me feel. More
I have to admit that I like pants. I like the warmth they provide, and I like the comfort of knowing that nobody can see the outline of my vagina. More
They’ll hit newsstands next week. More
After initially releasing only five images yesterday morning, the Pirelli calendar has shown us the full monty with not just twelve, but twenty five whole images of naked, naked supermodels. “But there are only twelve months in a year,” you say. Are you seriously questioning why you get to see twice as many supermodel nipples? It’s an “interactive” calendar this year, so its owners can switch up the images at will.
I don’t want to harp too hard on this, but it’s sort of depressing how skinny and white this calendar is. I can (sort of) understand wanting a unified look when presenting a collection on a runway, but when all the models are wearing is their nudity, it’s sort of like seeing the same outfit over and over again, and visually, I find that a bit boring. This is a beautiful collection of photos, but I think it would be even more fun to look at if they changed it up a little more from photo to photo. But I realize I’m in the minority on this.
At first, as the people over at Stylist point out, we thought that Uma Thurman just looked like ” a gorgeous robot” in this photoshoot from 1985. More
Frankly, I forgot that in most of the world it’s not cool to be naked. Probably because in New York you get high fived when you wander around topless in a park. But when you post a nude photo of … More