Topic: nudes

In Defense Of #Selfies

In Defense Of #Selfies

Much has been made, on this website and others, of the colossal amount of vanity it takes to constantly take and share “selfies.” Why, just last week, I used this platform to mock those who thought a fucking funeral was a good time to take one, because seriously people, that’s fucked up. But is there ever a time when the social media self-portrait can be a healthy mode of expression, particularly for the young women who make up the vast majority of its practitioners? One need only look at the selfie with which I have illustrated this article to know I must answer “yes” to that question or risk being a total hypocrite. More »

This ‘Controversial’ Painting Of A Naked Bea Arthur Just Sold For $1.9 Million

This 'Controversial' Painting Of A Naked Bea Arthur Just Sold For $1.9 Million

Bea Arthur was a pretty cool lady. She played one of TV’s first feminist characters on All In The Family, and of course, she captured our hearts as Dorothy Zbornak on Golden Girls. She was also pretty foxy. Hence, it stands to reason that when an iconic painting of not only Bea Arthur, but Bea Arthur topless goes up for auction, the bidding war would be high stakes and fierce. More »

Kate Moss Gets Her Fashion Nude On In The S/S ’13 Issue Of LOVE Magazine (NSFW)

Kate Moss Gets Her Fashion Nude On In The S/S '13 Issue Of LOVE Magazine (NSFW)

Will Kate Moss ever get tired of posing for fashion n00dz, and will people ever get tired of looking at said n00dz? Doubtful! In the spring/summer issue of LOVE Magazine, Kate the Great gets her norks out for fashion photographer Tim Walker, and there is much rejoicing. There are flowers, nipples, hats, lace, and a whole bunch of other things Courtney Love probably has on her Pinterest board. There are also some sensual, hand-written quotes from Angela Carter‘s The Magic Toyshop, a 1967 British novel about a young woman’s discovery of her sexuality, because why be merely prurient when you can be literarily prurient? Happy leering. More »

8 Tips For Sexting People And Not Winding Up Nude On The Internet (NSFW)

8 Tips For Sexting People And Not Winding Up Nude On The Internet (NSFW)

Whether or not you’re actually in some form of committed relationship, it’s a fun thing. Nevertheless, it can turn very unfun in the event that, sometime afterward, one of your cute little pictures winds up on the Internet. If you’re cool with it, by all means, more power to you; I wish, in a way, that I was more all right with it myself. But I’m not, so this is for those of you who are a little on the shy side. More »

Gallery: Candice Swanepoel Gets Naked, Channels Beyonce In Muse Magazine (NSFW)

Gallery: Candice Swanepoel Gets Naked, Channels Beyonce In Muse Magazine (NSFW)

Why hello there, anyone who’s not partying too hard to read right now. Whether you’ve taken some time out from flipping burgers to retreat to the comforting, antisocial arms of the internet, or you’re one of those poor souls who’s stuck at work (hi), I’m glad you’re still here to celebrate America and shit with me. And what could be more patriotic than looking at some model boobs? Candice Swanepoel‘s, to be exact. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Fuck yeah, apple pie, imperialism, stars and stripes, exterminate all the brutes, etc. More »