Topic: Obama

President Obama Talks Tattoos With Ellen, Proves He’s Not A Regular President, He’s A Cool President

President Obama Talks Tattoos With Ellen, Proves Heâs Not A Regular President, Heâs A Cool President

It was announced yesterday that President Obama would be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show via satellite today. Through the power of pre-taping, we can already watch his interview before the episode even airs on TV today. Isn’t the Internet a magical and wondrous place? It’s like predicting the future. Speaking of magical and wondrous things, let’s talk for the millionth time about Ellen’s wizardly ability to get a cool interview out of literally anyone, even the President of the United States, who’s supposed to be all serious and stuff. More »

7 Things To Do After You Vote

7 Things To Do After You Vote

If you so choose to vote, whether it’s for Obama, Romney (please don’t) or any other candidate, you will probably breathe a sigh filled with a combination of anxiety and relief. The tension will come with fears of the election not going your way; the relief will be a result of knowing that instead of approximately eight million political TV campaigns, Internet ads and lawn signs, we can all go back to Sham-Wow infomercials and porn pop-ups. Finally. More »

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Barack Obama. Mitt Romney. …Ron Paul?

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Barack Obama. Mitt Romney. ...Ron Paul?

Guys! Stop wasting time on the internet–go vote! Go be a citizen! Exercise your rights! Then come back and read this extremely probing and serious political discussion in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff parse the benefits of Fucking, Marrying, or Killing the following politicians: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and… Ron Paul, for lack of a better choice (after all, he’s always going to be there). Ahead, we consider the consequences of the media’s liberal bias and potentially commit treason. Free speech is awesome! More »