You kind of have to hand it to Octomom: despite being the kind of one-trick pony you might expect to recede from the spotlight in a matter of nanoseconds, she’s been bafflingly successful at staying in the public eye since she first got famous for having an irresponsible number of children back in 2009. That was four years ago. Most cultural curios like her can’t stay famous for four minutes. More
WELCOME TO AMERICA! THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY. More
Octomom‘s masturbation porn video: it’s really happening! As previously discussed, this whole thing gives me the sads, not because Octomom is doing porn to support her kids, but because she has said some things in the past about how she really, really did not want to do porn to support her kids. Which leads me to believe this was not actually that much fun for her. Then again, she has since said that it was, so who knows? Am I prepared to call Octomom a liar? Has she been playing coy all along while secretly hoping to become a (masturbation) porn star? Can we laugh at the absurdity of the way she’s being marketed while remaining angry that Nadya Suleman is potentially being exploited? I hope so. More
Has Octomom had a pro-porn awakening? Or is she just doing what she must to survive in a way that makes us all horrible people for ever having made fun of her? More
It may have seem unlikely, but some reality TV stars have managed to stoop lower on the fame-whoring scale than they’ve ever been before. More
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Lilit and the passel of interns spend at least half an hour every day talking about The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I don’t watch it, because I like TV shows to have a plot and some provocative questions about the nature of life. You know, the way Hellcats does (did you watch the Star Trek inspired episode yesterday? Magic!). But I’m pretty sure that I know enough knowledge just from hearing them talk about it to be able to fill you in on what the show is about if you, like me, have never seen it. Lilit and intern Hannah posed questions: More
So I’m over here perusing the internet, and I find this article (which is actually not that hard to find, since it’s breaking news on about 500 sites) that Octomom is totally broke. And I find myself, to my utter … More
The Duggars are on the cover of People Magazine again this week saying that they’re open to having 20 children. “People think we are overpopulating the world,” says Jim Bob Duggar, “We are following our convictions.” Okay, Jim Bob. Now, … More