Topic: octomom

Octomom Posed As Angelina Jolie For In Touch Magazine

Octomom Posed As Angelina Jolie For In Touch Magazine

You kind of have to hand it to Octomom: despite being the kind of one-trick pony you might expect to recede from the spotlight in a matter of nanoseconds, she’s been bafflingly successful at staying in the public eye since she first got famous for having an irresponsible number of children back in 2009. That was four years ago. Most cultural curios like her can’t stay famous for four minutes. More »

The First Promo Pictures For Octomom’s ‘Self-Love Video’, Ranked In Ascending Order Of Wrongness

The First Promo Pictures For Octomom's 'Self-Love Video', Ranked In Ascending Order Of Wrongness

Octomom‘s masturbation porn video: it’s really happening! As previously discussed, this whole thing gives me the sads, not because Octomom is doing porn to support her kids, but because she has said some things in the past about how she really, really did not want to do porn to support her kids. Which leads me to believe this was not actually that much fun for her. Then again, she has since said that it was, so who knows? Am I prepared to call Octomom a liar? Has she been playing coy all along while secretly hoping to become a (masturbation) porn star? Can we laugh at the absurdity of the way she’s being marketed while remaining angry that Nadya Suleman is potentially being exploited? I hope so. More »

Party Favors: You’re Under Arrest for Having Sex with My Daughter

Party Favors: You're Under Arrest for Having Sex with My Daughter

A police officer took scare tactics to the next level when he arrested his 14-year-old daughter’s 15-year-old boyfriend for having sex with her. – The Frisky

The clear signs your boyfriend is pulling a Tiger Woods … or Jesse James … or John Edwards … or Ryan Phillippe (the list goes on). – Betty Confidential

If you’re looking to lose weight, try reverse psychology on yourself and eat fat. It helps and tastes really, really good. – College Candy More »

An Outsider’s Look At The Real Housewives of New Jersey

An Outsider's Look At The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Lilit and the passel of interns spend at least half an hour every day talking about The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I don’t watch it, because I like TV shows to have a plot and some provocative questions about the nature of life. You know, the way Hellcats does (did you watch the Star Trek inspired episode yesterday? Magic!). But I’m pretty sure that I know enough knowledge just from hearing them talk about it to be able to fill you in on what the show is about if you, like me, have never seen it. Lilit and intern Hannah posed questions: More »