Topic: Office Party

You Need A Drink: A Guide To How Much You Can Drink At Your Holiday Office Party

You Need A Drink: A Guide To How Much You Can Drink At Your Holiday Office Party

What like most about this chart on how much to drink at your holiday office party is that, regardless of whether you work at a cool or uncool company, that company will be providing a full open bar with some sort of pina coladas? Some sort of blue substance in a funny shaped glass, anyway. We know it’s fun because of the umbrella. And a cactus in a shot glass, maybe? Whatever. All of these companies are cool because they seemingly still have holiday party funds and are not making you stick to white wine spritzers. Go out and drink like you’re skilled labor. More »

How Men Feel: You Should Dress For Your Boyfriend’s Holiday Office Party

How Men Feel: You Should Dress For Your Boyfriend's Holiday Office Party

Figuring out what to wear for your boyfriend’s holiday office party means walking a tough line between looking like a babe, so as to impress his colleagues, and looking elegant enough to impress his boss’s wife. For other people. Not for you. You look like Audrey Hepburn every goddamn day. Here is some advice from our male friends directed towards women who are certainly not you. More »