Topic: Olympics

The NY Times Can’t Figure Out How Skiers Fit Their Enormous Butts Into Normal Pants

The NY Times Can't Figure Out How Skiers Fit Their Enormous Butts Into Normal Pants

Nothing glorifies physical bodies more than the Olympics, where we see a parade of exceptionally strong athletes with machine like precision and discipline who’ve trained their bodies to do extraordinary feats that most of us can simply dream of from our seat on the couch. It’s awe inspiring to see what humans can do with years of training and hard work, and their bodies are a testament to all that dedication. Apparently, they’re also fodder for an almost 1300-word New York Times article about how Olympians bodies are just too big for jeans–specifically, downhill skiers asses are too big for normal pants. This is going to be hilarious! More »