Topic: Olympics

Luger Kate Hansen’s Beyonce-Inspired Warm Up Is So Great That Not Even This Douchey Commentator Can Ruin It

Luger Kate Hansen's Beyonce-Inspired Warm Up Is So Great That Not Even This Douchey Commentator Can Ruin It

How do you psych yourself before an amazing feat of physical strength? Might it possibly involve dancing to Beyoncé until you get into the type of headspace where you’re the strongest version of yourself, and ready to take on the world? If so, you have that in common with US luger Kate Hansen, whose Beyoncé-inspired warm up has won the hearts of anyone with a pulse. The exception is one curmudgeonly idiot NBC commentator, who wants the world to get off his lawn and for all fun to die. More »

How To Have Sex Like An Olympian

How To Have Sex Like An Olympian

According to TMZ Sports, the International Olympic Committee has distributed about 100,000 condoms to the horndog athletes at the Olympic Village aka Orgyfest 2014. One hundred thousand rubbers will amount to about 35 condoms per person to be used over 16-days. Those horny Olympians will probably use up that supply and then some, if you know what I’m getting at (they ran out last time). What I am getting at is this: the athletes are schtupping a lot, so much that they are probably doing nothing but sexual intercourse while they aren’t actively engaged in a sports match or practice. More »