One Direction who? More
Topic: one direction
It’s been a rough day for the Directioners. More
One Direction’s hottest member, AKA Zayn Malik, has quit One Direction. Here is what he cites as his reason for leaving. More
Harry Styles should ask these ladies what mousse they’re using. More
Harry Styles’ hat brought up many questions, like what is he hiding under it and does it make him look like the Quaker Oats man? More
We get it, Louis Tomlinson– it must be rough being universally worshipped. Everything you do will make some headline, everything you say will offend somebody, and you can’t even promote laxative use to 14 million teenage girls without criticism. More
If a post is published on the internet and the headline doesn’t include the word “twerk” (or variations therefor), did it even exist?
…No. In fact, the only thing better than a headline with the word “twerk” in it right now is a headline with the word “twerk” and the name “Harry Styles.”
…The only conceivable headline better than that would be something along the lines of “One Direction’s Harry Styles Twerks On Anti-Aging Miracle, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss: Penis Enlargement.” But… we make do. More
Helpful suggestions humbly offered. More
They’re in London for the This Is Us premiere, which is presumably about how boy bands used to have only one AJ and one JC but now are kind of like five AJs (visible tattoos) smashed together with 5 JCs (brown hair). More
The Teen Choice Awards are usually the only red carpet with enough bright, bold mini-skirts to rival an MTV awards show–last night at the 2013 ceremony, however, the Teen Choice Awards red carpet was wall to wall fashion disasters. Pretty much everything bombed. Spectacularly.
As you may know by now, one overly enthusiastic fan threw an un-used tampon at the pubescent boy-children of One Direction this past weekend in what I can only assume was a misguided attempt to let them know she’d recently become fertile enough to have all of their babies. This was certainly a bold move for someone so young. But lest today’s teenyboppers suffer from generational amnesia, I’m here to remind you that this latest incident was just the latest chapter in a rich and bloody history that extends back many years. Let’s revisit some of the high points. More
As an internet worker and a 1D fan, I spend a lot of time looking for gifs of them on tumblr. And one day, one fateful day, I stumbled over something better than gifs. Better than allllll the gifs in the world combined. I found erotic One Direction fan fiction. More
You may have noticed, it’s been a very Taylor Swift year around here. If all the pert, bland pretty pretty princess-ing about was starting to bore you, good news: you’re not alone. Apparently Taylor Swift is real bad at moving copies of the magazines she covers. More