Topic: one direction

One Direction’s Harry Styles Says Twerking Promotes Promiscuity, Is “Quite Inappropriate”

One Direction's Harry Styles Says Twerking Promotes Promiscuity, Is "Quite Inappropriate"

If a post is published on the internet and the headline doesn’t include the word “twerk” (or variations therefor), did it even exist?

…No. In fact, the only thing better than a headline with the word “twerk” in it right now is a headline with the word “twerk” and the name “Harry Styles.”

…The only conceivable headline better than that would be something along the lines of “One Direction’s Harry Styles Twerks On Anti-Aging Miracle, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss: Penis Enlargement.” But… we make do. More »

A Brief History Of Tampon Throwing

A Brief History Of Tampon Throwing

As you may know by now, one overly enthusiastic fan threw an un-used tampon at the pubescent boy-children of One Direction this past weekend in what I can only assume was a misguided attempt to let them know she’d recently become fertile enough to have all of their babies. This was certainly a bold move for someone so young. But lest today’s teenyboppers suffer from generational amnesia, I’m here to remind you that this latest incident was just the latest chapter in a rich and bloody history that extends back many years. Let’s revisit some of the high points. More »

The 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Hair Care Decisions of 2012

The 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Hair Care Decisions of 2012

Remember when Keri Russell chopped off her famously tamed fro in Felicity? Too far back? Okay, how about when Robert Pattinson cut off his Edward hair in between Twilight movies? It’s obvious that using your hair to make a statement is nothing new, but this year 10 celebrities accepted the challenge and made hair care decisions that truly shocked us all. 2012: The year of the the hair. More »

The Coming One Direction War

The Coming One Direction War

The important thing to remember is that you will not be able to escape the coming civil war – there are no safe and neutral hidey-holes in which the cowardly can huddle together and take pathetic refuge. You will have to choose, and choose quickly.

What began as a series of playful jabs on Twitter quickly escalated to a brutal street battle that claimed the lives of Zayn Malik and Max George. More »

Taylor Swift And One Direction’s Harry Styles Are Dating

Taylor Swift And One Direction's Harry Styles Are Dating

Taylor Swift only recently lost her ticket to American Royalty (the only thing she wants more urgently than tennis bracelets and being able to turn into hundreds of butterflies) by breaking up with Conor Kennedy. Surprisingly, she’s apparently rung all the weepy ballads and empowered midtempo jams out of their split, though, because she’s moved on.

…To One Direction‘s Harry Styles. More »