We get it, Louis Tomlinson– it must be rough being universally worshipped. Everything you do will make some headline, everything you say will offend somebody, and you can’t even promote laxative use to 14 million teenage girls without criticism. More
Topic: one direction
If a post is published on the internet and the headline doesn’t include the word “twerk” (or variations therefor), did it even exist?
…No. In fact, the only thing better than a headline with the word “twerk” in it right now is a headline with the word “twerk” and the name “Harry Styles.”
…The only conceivable headline better than that would be something along the lines of “One Direction’s Harry Styles Twerks On Anti-Aging Miracle, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss: Penis Enlargement.” But… we make do. More
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They’re in London for the This Is Us premiere, which is presumably about how boy bands used to have only one AJ and one JC but now are kind of like five AJs (visible tattoos) smashed together with 5 JCs (brown hair). More
The Teen Choice Awards are usually the only red carpet with enough bright, bold mini-skirts to rival an MTV awards show–last night at the 2013 ceremony, however, the Teen Choice Awards red carpet was wall to wall fashion disasters. Pretty much everything bombed. Spectacularly.
As you may know by now, one overly enthusiastic fan threw an un-used tampon at the pubescent boy-children of One Direction this past weekend in what I can only assume was a misguided attempt to let them know she’d recently become fertile enough to have all of their babies. This was certainly a bold move for someone so young. But lest today’s teenyboppers suffer from generational amnesia, I’m here to remind you that this latest incident was just the latest chapter in a rich and bloody history that extends back many years. Let’s revisit some of the high points. More
As an internet worker and a 1D fan, I spend a lot of time looking for gifs of them on tumblr. And one day, one fateful day, I stumbled over something better than gifs. Better than allllll the gifs in the world combined. I found erotic One Direction fan fiction. More
You may have noticed, it’s been a very Taylor Swift year around here. If all the pert, bland pretty pretty princess-ing about was starting to bore you, good news: you’re not alone. Apparently Taylor Swift is real bad at moving copies of the magazines she covers. More
The 2013 Brit Awards happened yesterday and attracted a bunch of big stars–Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake… uh… Lana Del Rey? She’s famous for the internet.
Well, here are the attendees we recognized, along with a few we didn’t (in strikingly hideous dresses). More
I realize that this title makes it sound like I want to date Taylor Swift. I do not. More
Remember when Keri Russell chopped off her famously tamed fro in Felicity? Too far back? Okay, how about when Robert Pattinson cut off his Edward hair in between Twilight movies? It’s obvious that using your hair to make a statement is nothing new, but this year 10 celebrities accepted the challenge and made hair care decisions that truly shocked us all. 2012: The year of the the hair. More
The important thing to remember is that you will not be able to escape the coming civil war – there are no safe and neutral hidey-holes in which the cowardly can huddle together and take pathetic refuge. You will have to choose, and choose quickly.
Taylor Swift only recently lost her ticket to American Royalty (the only thing she wants more urgently than tennis bracelets and being able to turn into hundreds of butterflies) by breaking up with Conor Kennedy. Surprisingly, she’s apparently rung all the weepy ballads and empowered midtempo jams out of their split, though, because she’s moved on.
…To One Direction‘s Harry Styles. More