The Brits just do it better, you know? More
Topic: one direction
Harry Styles has brilliant, er, style. More
Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Hannah Davis, and more! More
One Direction who? More
It’s been a rough day for the Directioners. More
One Direction’s hottest member, AKA Zayn Malik, has quit One Direction. Here is what he cites as his reason for leaving. More
Harry Styles should ask these ladies what mousse they’re using. More
Harry Styles’ hat brought up many questions, like what is he hiding under it and does it make him look like the Quaker Oats man? More
We get it, Louis Tomlinson– it must be rough being universally worshipped. Everything you do will make some headline, everything you say will offend somebody, and you can’t even promote laxative use to 14 million teenage girls without criticism. More
If a post is published on the internet and the headline doesn’t include the word “twerk” (or variations therefor), did it even exist?
…No. In fact, the only thing better than a headline with the word “twerk” in it right now is a headline with the word “twerk” and the name “Harry Styles.”
…The only conceivable headline better than that would be something along the lines of “One Direction’s Harry Styles Twerks On Anti-Aging Miracle, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss: Penis Enlargement.” But… we make do. More
Helpful suggestions humbly offered. More
They’re in London for the This Is Us premiere, which is presumably about how boy bands used to have only one AJ and one JC but now are kind of like five AJs (visible tattoos) smashed together with 5 JCs (brown hair). More
The Teen Choice Awards are usually the only red carpet with enough bright, bold mini-skirts to rival an MTV awards show–last night at the 2013 ceremony, however, the Teen Choice Awards red carpet was wall to wall fashion disasters. Pretty much everything bombed. Spectacularly.