Oh, you know you want it… the fromage, that is. More
Topic: Oral sex
For the record, you are definitely able to express your emotions without yelling and without putting anybody’s D in your M. More
Batman is amazing at giving head. I just know it. More
You guys, quit having butt sex. You’re just creating more AIDS. More
There are probably many women and men who spend their moments right before bed thinking about Ryan Gosling. More
I won’t even get into both the physical and mental response whenever I’ve heard “sit on my face.” No, thanks, love. More
Chocolate and blowjobs go together as naturally as peanut butter and jelly. More
Intimacy is a funny thing. People have completely different ideas as to what’s intimate and what is not. I once had a fuck buddy who said we couldn’t kiss because we were “just friends,” but that didn’t stop him from going down on me every chance he got and pushing my head in the direction of his crotch. More
Science is on it! More
Before one becomes sexually active, one has a couple years fraught by hyper awareness of sex and a preoccupation with being attractive. In this time, one develops a lot of ideas about what sex will be like. Most of them turn out to be absurd. A large portion of our ignorance can be attributed to 1) terrible sex advice from magazines and 2) the professed knowledge of our equally clueless friends. This kind of thing leads to the (still widely propagated) myth that, while performing oral sex on a man, one should hum “The Star Spangled Banner” for that… little… something… extra. This exact piece of horrible advice and much more ahead… More
Earlier this week, spurred on by Jay McInerney’s wild youth which seemingly involved very few blowjobs, we asked men if they expect women to go down on them. Today, we asked women if they expected men to go down on them. As you read the following answers, I’d like you to keep in mind that almost every man expects women to go down on him.
I’m going to say that again: nearly every man of our generation that we polled expects a woman he is dating to go down on him.
This is what one looks like. You can now promptly forget that image because I’m pretty sure you will not be using them in the future, because no one is. No one gives a dam. But if you are, can you please come forward? And give us a little tongue waggle? By tongue waggle I mean “explain that time you used it and why.” More
Since losing my virginity at the age of eighteen, I’ve had my fair share of sexual partners. In fact, I actually have a goal to make sure my number of partners never exceeds my age; so far I’m doing an … More