Topic: orgasms

Thanks To These Nymphomaniac Posters, I Have Now Seen The Cast’s O-Faces

Thanks To These Nymphomaniac Posters, I Have Now Seen The Castâs O-Faces

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Have you ever wanted to glimpse a Hollywood actor mid-coital without actually getting involved with them? Wanted to gaze upon Stellan Skarsgard in sweet surrender without feeling the crush of his belly on yours, or watch Willem Dafoe‘s face crinkle in pleasure as he releases a mighty spooge? Well then you’re in luck, because the just-released (pun intended) posters from the Lars Von Trier film Nymphomaniac are here, and they depict the orgasm faces of each of the film’s stars. More »

5 Good Reasons Not To Fake Your Orgasms

5 Good Reasons Not To Fake Your Orgasms
It's Selfish Towards Your Lovahs
It's Selfish Towards Other Women
You Are Not Obligated To Spare The Feelings Of A One Night Stand
Communication Is Important In A Relationship
It Means You Never Get To Have A Real One

Jennifer‘s post the other day about “good” reasons to fake an orgasm left me feeling somewhat conflicted. On the one hand, obviously you can do whatever you like in bed, and it’s none of my business. IT’S YOUR FUNERAL. On the other, I think you are doing yourself and others a disservice in a variety of ways if you “fake it.” I’ve used Kim Kardashian as the main image for this post because she’s a big, fake faker who almost definitely fakes her orgasms in her sex tapes and all the rest of the time, too. More »

5 Good Reasons To Fake An Orgasm

5 Good Reasons To Fake An Orgasm
You are an actress
You have dinner reservations
You aren't feeling the sex
They are sad
You feel like it

I think pretty much any women’s magazine is going to tell you that the number one worst thing you can do in bed is fake orgasms. That is not true. The number one worst thing you can do in bed is “whatever Patrick Bateman did.” It is closely followed by “eating crackers.” Faking orgasms is around “number 72″ insofar as it is a thing that you are perfectly entitled to do if you want. Here are some perfectly reasonable reasons you might want to. More »

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