It’s not nice to lie to gay men about what sex with women is like! Then again, it would not have been terribly hard for him to have had one of his assistants fact check his intel before he repeated it to The Daily Mail. More
It’s 2011. Do you know where your orgasms are? More
We replicated Karl Lagerfeld and have his clone locked in the basement with only one valet. We can’t guarantee that this is exactly what the first Karl would advise, but we think it comes fairly close. This week, a reader from the West Coast is fretting about how to tell her boyfriend she’s been faking orgasms… for months. More
A lot! As always, names of those surveyed have been changed. And let us know how often you’re faking in the poll. More
The New York Post says that most women would rather be celibate for a year than sexually satisfied and overweight. For myself, I would rather be skinny and incredibly sexually satisfied. Like Grace Kelly! But Grace Kelly with a little more oomph, you know? Oomph. (Boobies). I would like to look like Grace Kelly and spend the entire day with my lover, who left his career as an English professor to be a billionaire. I would like to lie on the beach with him and have him give me a book where all the words are raised, like in braille, but raised with diamonds. And while he is doing that I will just run my fingers over my ribs, counting them, because I am so skinny. And then I want to eat peanut butter pie, because I want the skinny to be effortless. And then I would like us to do it like the marmosets do on The Discovery Channel.
That is what I would like.
Ashley doesn’t care, but Ashley just hates sex. More
Los Angeles lawmakers are trying to pass an ordinance that would require all porn actors to use condoms on set. – New York Times
More men than women believe in love at first sight. That must be because they didn’t poll any women who have ever looked at a picture of Tom Hardy. – MyDaily
This is an article about men making sure that women have orgasms. We’d suggest printing it out and “accidentally” leaving in your boyfriend’s briefcase. – AOL Health
One of you wants sex all the time, the other one could care less. There’s not an app for that, but there is a video. – YourTango
Prince Harry and his ex-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, are reportedly back on. Or she’s just angling for a front-row seat at the royal wedding. Either way, good call. – Betty Confidential
Filmmaker Liz Canner took a job editing erotic videos. Sounds normal, right? It turns out that the videos were to be used by a pharmaceutical company as part of a focus group for a drug they were working on – a possible “Viagra for women.” The project led Canner on a mission to find out whether pharmaceutical companies, including the one she worked for, were exploiting female sexuality to make money. More
What do boxers wear? Briefs, obviously. – The Frisky
The average man experiences three total hours’ worth of orgasms in their entire lives. – Times of India
If you could “order” a guy online like you could order groceries? The website AdoptAGuy.com works on that very premise. But can I get a side of garlic mashed potatoes? – Betty Confidential
You should treat your man like a Chrismas cookie. Um… edible? – YourTango
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of sex. I love it. I love oral sex, intercourse, some light bondage, a bite here or there, the occasional spank – I’m all for it. However, sometimes I want to subtract you from the equation. It has nothing to do with you or your technique, of course; but more about me. More
According to a new study whose results were posted on Lemondrop, men and women are hardwired to want different stuff after having sex. Specifically, lady-people want to cuddle and talk about baby names while man-people want a beer and a sammich, and they also want a woman to carry it over to them. More
Parfums delRae has released a new fragrance called Coup de Foudre. That’s French for “thunderclap,” but it’s French street slang for “orgasm.” Good times!